May 27, 2024
Obi-Wan: They should have checked in hours ago. It appears your captain follows orders as well as you do.
Anakin: Perhaps Cody is boring Rex with standard procedures and protocol.
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Obi-Wan: They should have checked in hours ago. It appears your captain follows orders as well as you do.
Anakin: Perhaps Cody is boring Rex with standard procedures and protocol.
Meanwhile:
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Lucy: *crying about the Skull probably being destroyed in the explosion*
Holly, whilst comforting her: Iâm sorry about what happened, but where did you get that eyeliner? Itâs not smudging or anything
Lucy, sniffing: Itâs sharpie
Daniel Howell what the FUCK does that mean. actually, I don't want the answer to that
correct quote from today's podcast btw. Daniel Howell 2026 I am a bottom.
buck: tommy i need you to take my phone, laptop and ipad away from me until i wake up from my nap
tommy: okay baby, research binge again?
buck: OCTOPUS HAVE SKULLS TOMMY! THEY HAVE SKULLS!
tommy:... yeah give me your stuff and go take a nap
buck: thank you! love you!
Spike: You know, contrary to one's self-involved worldview, your house happens to be directly between parts and- and other parts of this town.
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Cassidy: evilâŚ
Cassidy: EVIL!
Cassidy: DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH WERE HURTING?
Cassidy: DO YOU THINK WE WANT TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE?
Cassidy: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT EVIL. EVIL IS KILLING CHILDREN FOR AN IMPOSSIBLE GOAL, EVIL IS MURDERING SOMONE WHO LOOKED UP TO YOY HUST BECAUSE SHE WAS IN THE YOUR PROXIMITY, EVIL IS RUINING FAMILIES, EVIL IS RUINING MY LITTLE BROTHERS LIFE, EVIL IS DOING ALL OF THIS JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED IMMORTALITY.
Cassidy: so no, we arenât the ones who are evil here. It is, was, and always will be YOU.
Rival bosses engage in puppy play to establish dominance in the workplace. Employees left disturbed.
âThank you for saving me. And for being so beautiful.â
âWhat?â
âBrave. Ha! Thank you for being so brave. Not beautiful. I donâtâknow why I said that. I think some of the toxins must be getting into my head, making me say craaayzy things. I donâtâthink youâre beautiful. Not that youâre ugly, youâre not ugly, butâŚif you held a sword to my head and said, âam I attractive or ugly? Pick oneâ obviously. I would have to say attractive because objectively thatâsâjust a fact. Itâs not like youâre so attractive I canât stop looking at you, and am I talking a lot? It feels like Iâm talking a lot.â
âYou are.â
âRight.â
âThe Two Princes, s1e2