Teacher: And what do you want to be when you're older, Uruha?
Uruha age 5: ... no... se? nose.
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Teacher: And what do you want to be when you're older, Uruha?
Uruha age 5: ... no... se? nose.

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Toshi: How many licks till I get to the center of your crystal piano?
Yoshiki: How many piano keys do you want me to shove up your ass, punk?
hey, i feel so sad that you're not doing Diru memes anymore, they were the best 😔️ but anyway, it's your choice! thank you for making them and for making my days better, but i wanted to ask, can you do some incorrect Diru scenarios? love you! 💓
honestly, I’ve been thinking about those IncorrectDiru things for a while now so let’s get started!!! be prepared
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Meto: I have something to say
Meto: *turns around*
Meto: *puts on a wig*
Meto: I’m Hannah Montana
Uruha: Words ending in ‘ie’ are so cute! Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Ruki: Die.

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me: /reading/ Imai Hisashi: Guitars, Electronic, Vox and Noises
me: huh, wonder what those noises are?
imai hisashi: /screams/
Ken: "Where’s Hyde?"
Tetsu: "Probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus,"
Emiru: "Is 4 a lot?"
Mayu: "Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Yes,"
Teru: "I'm a man with mature interests,"
Kamijo: "Such as?"
Teru: "Politics, culture... PG-13 movies..."
Kyo's clone while pointing at Kyo: "Shoot him! He's the clone!!"
*Die aiming at Kyo's clone*: "The real Kyo would NEVER pass up an opportunity to die!"

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Yutaka: [To Atsushi] You vampires are always like, “I could kill you if I wanted”
Yutaka: Like, yeah? So could a human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck.
Yutaka: You aren’t special
Zero: “Can we talk? One 10 to another?”
Yuuki: “I'm an 11, but continue,”
Kozi: "Ugh I’m claustrophobic,"
Klaha: "What does that mean?"
Kami: "It means he’s afraid of santa claus,"
Mana: "No it doesn’t,"
Yu~Ki: "HO HO HO!"
Klaha: "STOP IT YOU’RE SCARING HIM!"
Gackt: [Walks into an art museum]
Gackt: “I’m here to donate myself,”
“Noses are for cowards,” - Mana-Sama

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