Incorrect Homestar Runner Quotes

Cutesy Buttons: Don't kill anybody for a few days. See what it feels like. Dangeresque: Alright, I'll give it a shot! Cutesty Buttons: No, DON'T give it a shot! Don't shoot anything!

Homestar: Calvin Klein is weal?! Bubs: Calvin Klein is alive?! Coach Z: Calvin Kloin is gay?!

Cutesy Buttons: You'd shoot a man in the back?! Dangeresque: Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?

Homestar: You're unduh awest for cawying thwee people on a motuhcycle! Strong Bad: Wait, did you say three? Homestar: Yes, thwee. Strong Sad: Oh, crap! Strong Mad: THE CHEAT FELL OFF!

Rather Dashing: Only a heathen would bring a gun to a swordfight! Strong Bad: And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

Sci Fi Greg: And why does the robot girl need giant bouncing breasts? Japanese Culture Greg: 'Cause it's dope shit.

Homestar: Yeah, sometimes I got to beat the ladies off with a stick. (Cut to Homestar poking Marzipan with a stick) Homestar: Back, woman! Back, I say!

Strong Sad, decked out for a Renaissance Faire: Do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with? Strong Bad: Precisely, a total idiot!