Incorrect Homestar Runner Quotes

Dipshit, you're not turning into the Joker! You're barely even turning into the Penguin, or the ice guy.

Baseball is always some guy who's a physically perfect spercimen bein' guided day and night by world class trainers, nutrashonists, and docters hopin' to beat a world racord set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarorttes and moonshine and didn't exercise other than baseball games.

Strong Sad: Why are you opening a new bag of chips when you haven’t finished the first one?

Stonehenge actually sucks, and I hope someone pushes those rocks the hell over real soon.

"He came, he grabbed, they conquered."

I always click the 'track package' button as soon as I get the email. 'Oh boy, I wonder where my package is?' Warehouse.

Cars these days have too many gadgets. I tried to reverse, and it played a video of someone getting run over by a car.

Marzipan: I know the ducks here are adorable, but don’t trust them. They’re pure evil.

I was abandoned as a baby 'n' raised by a wild pack of cigarorttes.

Here we are, in the middle of a crisis, and there's no cheesecake!

For the millionth time, the First Amendment protects you from the government, not the Strong Bad.

'Fatherless behavior'? Actually, he was there, and that's quite literally the whole problem.

It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there, staining the wall.