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This is basically how it happened in the movie, right

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Dick: “I’m not his real kid. I’m the only one he didn’t adopt.”

Jason: “I’m not his real kid. He didn’t avenge me, he doesn’t really love me.”

Tim: “I’m not his real kid. I forced my way into this family when he was grieving his actual son, he never wanted me.”

Damian: “I might be the blood son, but I’m not his real kid. I’m the only one he didn’t choose.

Duke: “I’m not his real kid. I’m the odd one out in this family, and technically I still have my parents.

Stephanie: “…”

Stephanie: “Every day I thank God I’m not his real kid.”

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Justice League by Alex Ross // Dan Mora.

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Wally: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Dick: Well, at least we lived a good life.

Victor: BUT WE’RE TEENAGERS!

Dick: I SAID GOOD, NOT LONG!!

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Sinestro: We’re running out of time!

Hal: You’re ugly when you lie, Thaal!

Sinestro: I’m not lying!

Hal: Then why are you ugly?!

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*Fighting Brother Eye*

Clark: I know you’re all tired, but I just want you to remember why we are here.

Bruce: Because we’re the Justice League and we save people.

Clark: Because Bruce made a mass-murdering robot.

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Mike: Hey, I don’t wanna ruin our friendship, but, like, I really want to kiss you right now.

Ted: ...Ruin it.

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Vic: If you drank a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk are you?

John: Maybe a bit tipsy.

Barry: Wasted.

Arthur: Dead.

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The Spectre, Deadman, Dr. Fate, Zatanna & Phantom Stranger by Tom Mandrake

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Snart: *holds gun to the heroes* Give me all your money if you want to live!

Wally: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Barry: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Jay: *gun right in his face* Guys, now is not the time!

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Zatanna: I need attention or I’ll die.

Dinah: *reaches arms out for hug* I know you do, come here.

Oliver: I need attention or I’ll die.

Carter: ...Good.

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Jason: *muttering* I’d f*ck you.

Roy: What?

Jason: *panicking* I said I’m in love with you!

Roy: ...

Jason: ...That’s so much worse.

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Jon: Joe came down with ligma, updog.

Clark: Jon-

Orion: Who is Joe?

Lightray: What is ligma?

Forager: What is updog?

Jon: ...My entire life has been leading up to this moment.

Joker: I think the reason why you don’t wanna go on a date with me is because you’re afraid you’ll find a man who treats you right.

Harley: *covered in rainbow flags* No, baby, something tells me that’s not it.

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Billy: Mrs. Kent?

Lois: Billy, you don’t have to call me that.

Billy: Oh, alright. Mom-

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Raven: In light of what you’ve done for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Garfield: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?! =)

Raven: FOUR TO FIVE!

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Wally: Don't you ever use the door?

Dick: I prefer to come in through the window. Or as I call it, the Dick Door.

Wally: ...Repeat that but slowly.

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