No one’s done it so I’m doing it!

Rolo: Don’t take this personally but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

Nanette: I panicked and dabbed.

Dudani: Fuck you

Matt: Oh I boiled some gaterade.

Katie:

Kelly: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

Nanette: And Elena usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table.

Cooper: Mine‘s spiders but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

Blue: My heart.

Nick: ...Be nice to your mentor, Blue.

Kelly: What? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now- *piling scarves on her* Now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to a second death and- *taking somebody else’s hat* How long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner-

This is a bit confusing at certain points but here is a pretty much full comprehensive alignment chart of 76 of the most prominent characters in Black Mirror