Incorrect Anime Quotes

Todoroki: I agree but we had to come if we would have gotten an F.

Bakugo: Tch.

Todoroki: Which, how is Midoriya so interested? His eyes have been watching and wide-open since it started.

Bakugo: That nerd isn’t listening. He’s learned how to zone out of shit by thinking of music.

Todoroki: Music? What kind of music?

Bakugo: Hell is I know.

Izuku’s thoughts: *IT’S CORN! A big lump with knobs! It’s got the juice! Juice*

Izuku: The most beautiful thing I ever seen.

Bakugo: Pfft, I don’t know, like 30.

Kirishima: Damn dude, you a hoe! Haha.

Bakugo: How does that make me…Oh are we talking about people we’ve slept with?

Kirishima:…Y-yes?

Bakugo: Oh, I haven’t done that yet.

Kirishima: T-Then why did you say 30?

Bakugo, walking away: Haha, yeah.

Bakugo, looks down at his notebook:…Writer’s block, nerd?

Izuku, still staring with a blank look: Uhhh…

Bakugo: Is it that bad?

Izuku, slowly looks at him and then his notebook and then back at him: Kill me, Kacchan.

Todoroki: Why don’t we feed him a chili dog?

Izuku: The baby can’t eat solid foods, Todoroki-kun.

Todoroki: Oh. Well, let’s put it in the blender.

Bakugo, picks up baby: On it.

interviewer: How is Bakugo?

Kirishima Eijirou, married to said man: Who?

interviewer: . . . Katsuki Bakugo Kirishima?

Kirishima: Ohhhh, My roommate? I dont fuckin know

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Bakugo, tweeting: Happy Birthday Baby! Love you so much <3

Denki, replying: Ohhh I love you too!!!

Kirishima: umm???

Bakugo, replying to Kirishima: ? Ugly bitch

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interviewer, to kirishima: so how long have you been married to Bakugo?

Kirishima: Oh I dont know. Next question?

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Reporter: We are on the scene of the crime, and- DYNAMIGHT IS ALIVE!!! HES STANDING! HES WALKING!

Bakugo, bleeding from the head, pointing at the camera: That was for the love of my life... Midoriya I love you so much

Izuku: I didn’t know what to do. He just likes me.

Bakugo: Deku, how the hell did you get a stray bird to like you?

Kirishima: What's wrong with the knives we have?

Bakugou: I dislike your methods of knifing.