Not Here to Please

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

Supporting obimaul but not as a ship... not exactly nemeses... a secret third, worse thing

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

i just cant be having kids they too permanent n i like to cut people off

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

Thank you, Chasm Frog.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Also always bring your backup headphones if you think you might need them. You will need them.

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

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the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜