NIHONI KUN

Hiori: It's like what Karasu told me, I should always trust my gut. Hiori: *Fill me with cum* Hiori: WTF?!

Sae: Don't put words in my mouth. Bunny: Say less, I know something better to put.

Charles: It's me and my "I don't know what the fuck is going on" against the world.

Jiji: Hey, do you know how I can get to the train station from here? Okarun: You just go straight ahead then— Jiji: Wait, I can’t hear you. Okarun: Take off your headphones— Jiji: I’m wearing my headphones.

Jiji: I might have forgotten which hand I used to scratch my balls, so I used both hands to make sandwiches to avoid risks of using the wrong hand. Okarun: *Halfway eating the sandwiches* What the f*ck, Jiji!

Aira: Yasss bitch fuck it up yasss. Okarun: …I’m just tryna poop. Aira: You better work that shit. *snap* *snap* *snap* 

[In the Blue Lock confessionals] Nanase: So Charles was complaining all throughout the journey, he just really wanted to stand out badly. Girl please, you're already blonde, how hard is it to miss you out.

[Kaminari and Bakugou being paired up for their first reconnaissance mission but it's not because some dumbass thought it's a great idea to use light while spying and now, they are surrounded] Kaminari: Kacchan, I learned some things during my time at Femboy Hooters. Bakugou: ... Kaminari: One, when someone refers to "the tip", they mean money and not something sexual. Bakugou: What— Kaminari: Two, it's best to work as a team.

Kaminari: *Dope af* Shinsou: Morphine? Chloroform? Idiot tranquilizers? Shinsou: You drugged him. Monoma: I did not! That is all his stuff.

Bakugou: My mom pulled down my tube top to cover my stomach and my titties fell out, now everyone at The Endeavor Agency knows what my titties look like.

Dabi: Hey wanna grab a drink tonight? Hawks: Yeah, at the bar where they charge 16$ for a cocktail? And then we can get two drinks and spend 36$ each?