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Darby: *rolling down car window* What seems to be the problem officer?

Cop: get the F*#! out of my car.

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Keith Lee: If you do that again, I will throw you out the god damn window you– what are you doing?

Swerve, sticking his head out of the window: Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it.

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Jericho: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Tay: Well, we were driving, and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Sammy couldn’t see, so I shouted, “Sammy, deer!”

Sammy: …

Tay: Do you want to tell him what your response was?

Sammy: …

Sammy: “Yes honey?”

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Wheeler: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Brian: You’re a hazard to society.

Moxley: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Alex Reynolds: Time for plan F.

Anna Jay: Don't you mean plan B?

Alex: No, we tried plan B along time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Anna: What about plan D?

Colt: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Anna: What about plan E?

Alex: I'm hoping not to use it. Five dies in plan E.

Ten: I like plan E.

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Brandon starting to like cheating: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into—

Nick: You sleep with a stuffed penguin.

Brandon: hE iS My sECoNd In coMMAnD iN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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John: Yeah me and Alex are really close. We sometimes even share a toothbrush!

Alex: …

Alex: I did not know that.

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Adam, talking about Bryan Danielson: Can I kill him?

Uno: No.

Adam: Just a little bit?

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Uno: Where is the idiot anyway?

Silver: I’m right here.

Uno: Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time.

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Tully: Are you decent?

MJF: Not morally. But I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

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Darby: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Eddie: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Darby, being hugged and given head pats by Eddie: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Moxley, recording the whole thing to show Sting later: This is so cute.

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Eddie: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Eddie: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Sting: Uh... what's up with him?

Moxley: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Eddie: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Darby, crying: It's working.

Matt: Ohhh, he’s mad.

Jeff: How can you tell?

Matt: Well, you can see his mood by his hands. Like right now, he has a barbed wire bat. I don’t think that means he’s happy to see us.

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Jungle Boy: *existing*

Kenny: Stupid Jungle boy with his stupid hair, and stupid toned body, and beautiful ass-

Matt: Do you want to fight him or fuck him??

kenny: At this point it wouldn’t matter.

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Jungle Boy: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Bryan: B-bees??

Marko: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Bryan: w-wait-

Luchasaurus: [ walks in with a jar of bees ]

Christian: NO-

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cody, after shawn and maxwell turned on him in the span of six months:

Kenny: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.

Matt: It’s not on anyone’s.

Kenny: No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.

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