Incorrect WHA Quotes

Coco: We'll handle this the way we always do. Richeh: Brute strength? Agott: Almost dying? Coco: No and no. By sticking together and never giving up.

Qifrey: I’m a simple man. I like handsome, dark-haired men and breakfast food.

Tetia: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question: who does the best impression of one Master Olruggio? You will be judged on voice, body language, and lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Olruggio eating a marshmallow for the very first time. Let the Olly-off begin! [marshmallow eating montage] Tetia: What is this glutinous monstrosity before me? Qifrey: The sugar in this is quite sweet. Coco: [high-pitched] Ooh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Tetia: That's your Olruggio impression? Coco: I can hear him doing that. [back to the montage] Richeh: Looks like a sticky pillow. Agott: I don't care for it. Classical music. Olruggio: [enters] What's going on here? What are you doing? Tetia: Oh Master Olruggio, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one? Olruggio: Marshed-mallow. [eats one] Hmm. [high-pitched] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Coco: I knew it!

Iguin: Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete.

Olruggio: See this? This is my I-don’t-care face. Qifrey: That is your normal face.

Easthies: Fleeing somewhere? Qifrey: With you blocking the only escape route? Don't be silly.

Olruggio: [very serious and making intense eye contact] I will lay down my life for you, I would kill a man for you, do you understand? Brushbuddy: :/

Dagda: You kids best stay back here, while I scout ahead- Coco: Custas ran in as soon as you said "death traps". Custas: [in the distance] COME ON DAGDA! WE GOT THIS! Dagda: BOY!

Tetia: We’ve been duped! Richeh: Duped! Agott: Bamboozled! Coco: We’ve been smeckledorfed! Agott: That’s not even a word and I agree with you!

Olruggio: Oh no. You’re getting an idea, aren’t you? Qifrey: Yes. Olruggio: Is it going to get me in trouble? Qifrey: Maybe. Olruggio: Is it going to cause me physical pain? Qifrey: Yeah, definitely.

Iguin: You can trust me. Coco: I don’t even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.

Agott: It’s a little dangerous. Tetia: Like “eating sandwiches with toothpicks in” dangerous? Agott: Even more dangerous than that. Coco: Like eating a bomb? Agott: In between. Richeh: Like eating a firecracker.

Qifrey: [wielding Raincleaver] While you were being heterosexual, I studied the blade.

Olruggio: [to Qifrey] I would follow you to the ends of the plane with only mild complaining.

Qifrey: My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things I saw coming.

Iguin: What's your biggest fear? Coco: Being alone Iguin: [summoning a dragon] Guess again idiot.

Qifrey: I've seen your daily routine. Wake up at 7, shower, eat the same fiber-based cereal that is clearly geared towards menopausal women. Olruggio: "Her Choice Crunch" is for everyone.