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Jack: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Oswald: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Jack: but what’s the first worst thing?

Oswald:…

Oswald: Jack, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Jack:….

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Reim: How would you rate your pain?

Break: 0/10. Would not recommend.

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Oz: Today, Break took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Reim to the following people: Alice, Sharon, Gilbert, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

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Oz: Where is everyone?

Sharon: Reim had a nervous collapse, Break is looking after him, Alice is trying to kill Gilbert, so I’m in charge.

Oz: Oh my god!

Sharon: I know, right?

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Alice: What do people in relationships even do?

Gilbert: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.

Alice: Okay. Didn't ask.

Oz: Asks question

Oz: "Didn't ask"

Alice: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.

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Lacie: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Jack: But are you shuffling?

Lacie: Everyday.

Oswald: What language are you two speaking??

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Elliot: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Leo: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Leo: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Elliot: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Leo: I said within reason, Elliot. How about I murder that guy?

Elliot: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Leo: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Gilbert: What do we say when making bread?

Oz, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Gilbert: And what do we NOT say?

Alice, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

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*at 3am*

Sharon: *runs into Reim’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Reim: *wakes up* Dude!

Sharon: *cackles*

Break: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Reim* What the fuck, Sharon?

Sharon: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

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Vincent: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.

Break: All good bro, any time.

Vincent: Fuck you.

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Break: *is throwing stones at Reim's window*

Reim: You have a phone for a reason, Break!

*THUD*

Reim: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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Break: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Reim: How can you still say that?

Break: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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*The group is getting into the car*

Gilbert: I’m driving.

Alice, out of view: Shotgun!

Oz, turning to face Alice: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Alice: WOAH-

Alice, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Jack: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Oswald: You’re a hazard to society

Lacie: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Gilbert: Alright, I need you to swear-

Oz: FUCK

Gilbert:

Gilbert: swear as in promise

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