blue meanie

rocket: i can’t express how much i hate fucking bees

dentist: let’s take a look at-

loki: i’m a non-binary girl

nebula: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents five camels for my hand in marriage what am i doing wrong

gamora: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff

nebula: i love bees they are very important for the environment!

gamora: nice weather

nebula: and then i said KNIFE to meet you,, it was a funny little pun

nebula: i sure showed those guys, huh?

gamora: one day i hope i’m the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her

nebula: what should we do now? we have some time to kill

Tony Stark: *exists*

Nebula: Look, i’m not saying all my problems are caused by bad parenting but...

Quill: L is for the way you look at me 😘💗💕💖

thor: you remind me of my brother

nebula, searching on the internet: raccoon bite leg what do

nebula: i feel no emotions.