whats a gintama

Catherine: If I fall… Otose: I’ll be there to catch you. Tama: What if I fall? Otose: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Gintoki: And if I fall? Otose: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Katsura: don’t panic, i have a few bombs up my sleeve for situations like this Shinpachi: don’t you mean tricks? Gintoki, watching Katsura blow up the nearest wall: No, he doesn't

Matako: I can't believe you assassinated the King! Takasugi: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him Matako: That's not better!

Sougo: Like it's MY fault that my love language is acts of service and all I know to do is to kill

Katsura: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Gintoki: Manslaughter it is.

Kagura, to the Jouishishi: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Sakamoto: "Prettiest Smile" Katsura: "Nicest Personality" Gintoki: "Most Likely to start a bar fight" Takasugi: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one"

Kagura: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* Shinpachi: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Kagura: I don't have time for their problems

Yamazaki, to Hijikata: Why can't I dress however I want? In legally blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute. Kondou, sternly: Yamazaki this is real life, not an excellent movie!