I'm Jealous.

Ok, so the concept of genes, right? You carry genes because they were passed from parents. And the reason you have whatever genitals you have is because of that, and because most people have parents with both sets of genitals, you're bound to only show one pair, despite getting the information for both. So, there is a non-zero chance that you have all the genes needed to have the opposite genitals you've got equipped, AND SO - I conclude that, "Big Dick Energy" Genuinely does exist, and it was simply a recessive gene.

I should really post at times other than ungodly hours of the night, my posts are constantly rife with typos :/

My circadian rhythm is so fucked I wouldn't be surprised if it's pregnant by now

Ok, so like, being called an accidental birth is a fine insult and all, but i just got told i was definitely a planned pregnancy - and, i don't even know how to feel because it's honestly that good of an insult.

Got a chemical burn because i used a half decade old bottle of hair removal cream on my legs :c

A moth landed on me today. She was a lovely little lady. She didn't fly away for like 30 minutes, it was cute.

When the person passing you at the store says, "Excuse me ladies," to me in my group of all girl friends>>>

Look, I get that he's a prestigious philosopher, but I'm so glad i never met Socrates, because he would piss me off so, so, so badly.

Riding a dyke, it's something you never really forget.

I grow a little less atheist every time i let my windows 11 computer update to the newest release.

Blåhaj tomorrow!!! Bedtime today.

Upon buying my blåhaj, i was thinking, exactly how much more sales do you think ikea gets for the blåhaj's during pride month? My guess is something substantial, like 10, maybe a whole 15%? Anyone know? I'm curious