Not Today

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

how am I supposed to go to the supermarket without cavalry support

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

burnout from not doing anything

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi