INBOX MEMES FOR BW.

SHIP TO WRECK

“remind me, what was it that i said?”

“did i drink too much?”

“am i losing touch?”

“what’s with the long face?”

“do you want more?”

WHAT KIND OF MAN

“you were on the other side, like always.”

“i was drunk enough to deal with it.”

“sometimes you’re half in and then you’re half out.”

“how do you manage to have me crawling back for more?”

HOW BIG, HOW BLUE, HOW BEAUTIFUL

“now there’s a few things we have to burn.”

“tell me you see it too.”

“i’m happy you’re beside me.”

“maybe i’ll see you in another life if this one wasn’t enough.”

QUEEN OF PEACE

“what is it worth when all that’s left is hurt?”

“some things never sleep.”

“come on, is this what you want?”

“somebody’s gotta lose.”

“you’re driving me away.”

VARIOUS STORMS & SAINTS

“i gave myself over willingly.”

“i am teaching myself how to be free.”

“if you could just forgive yourself…”

“some things you let go in order to live.”

“i know you’re bleeding, but you’ll be okay.”

“one day this will be over - i swear it’s not so far away.”

DELILAH

“i’m gonna be free and i’m gonna be fine.”

“these chains never leave me.”

“can’t you let me know?”

“never knew i was a dancer.”

LONG & LOST

“are you missing me?”

“is it too late to come on home?”

“i figured out where i belong.”

CAUGHT

“it’s the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do.”

“when i sleep, i never dream of you.”

“i can’t keep calm - i can’t keep still.”

“i forget all that i’ve been taught.”

THIRD EYE

“it tore you open.”

“you don’t know why.”

“you don’t have to be a ghost.”

“you deserve to be loved.”

“i’m the same. i’m trying to change.”

ST. JUDE

“each side is a loser, so who cares who fired the gun?”

“maybe i’ve always been more comfortable in chaos.”

“i couldn’t keep my mouth shut.”

“i’m trying to find the meaning.”

MOTHER

“won’t you leave me?”

“i want no more than this.”

“can you protect me from what i want?”

“all these couples are kissing.”

HIDING

“you don’t have to tell me why.”

“not sure i can deal with this.”

“i know there’s a part of you that i just cannot reach.”

“you don’t have to let me in, just know that i’m still here.”

“it’s your pride that’s keeping us still so far apart.”

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

“i never thought i’d be a killer.”

“while you’ve been saving your neck, i’ve been breaking mine for you.”

“make up your mind before i make it up for you.”

“let me live or let me love you.”

WHICH WITCH

“it’s an old scar.”

“who’s a heretic now?”

“am i making sense?”

“you can’t tell me to regret.”

“i’m on trial.”

PURE FEELING

“it was more than i could bear.”

“you know, i hoped to see you there.”

“i keep on moving in the spaces where you used to be.”

“i knew that this would end in tears.”

CONDUCTOR

“does that make you mine?”

“this work is never done.”

“who’s in control? who’s playing who?”

“i know this part so well.”

AS FAR AS I COULD GET

“wasting my goddamn time.”

“i went as far as i could get.”

“i am unloved.”

‘  and  then  i  remembered …  i’m  a  naughty  bitch .  ’

‘  because  i  love  you …  i  think .  no ,  i’m  pretty  sure .  yeah ,  i  love  you .  ’

‘  birth  is  a  curse .   existence  is  a  prison .  ’

‘  girl ,  you  are  a  messy  bitch  who  loves  drama  and  i’m  into  it .  ’

‘  holy  motherforking  shirtballs .  ’

‘  i  am  revved  up  and  ready  to  learn .  my  brain  is  horny !  ’

‘  i  came  to  apologize .  there …  i  did  it .  i  apologized .  ’

‘  i  could  kill  them  right  now  and ,  you  know ,  that  would  be  easy .  ’

‘  i  could  never  get  close  to  anyone .  i  never  even  told  a  boyfriend  i  loved  him .  ’

‘  i  don’t  know  how  to  describe  it …  like ,  a  different  zone  of  time .  no ,  that  sounds  stupid .  a  different  clock  land .  ’

‘  i  don’t  know  how  to  tell  you  this ,  but  i’m  dying .  i  mean ,  we’re  all  dying ,  slowly .  when  you  think  about  it ,  we  started  dying  the  day  we  were  born .  ’

‘  i  don’t  know ,  man .  maybe  just  tell  her  that  you’re  gay .  ’

‘  i  don’t  need  you  to  respond  because  i  know  you  have  trouble  saying  how  you  feel .  ’

‘  i  feel  like  you  always  understand  about  20%  of  what’s  happening .  ’

‘  i  got  a  flu  virus  named  after  me  because  i  kissed  a  bat  on  a  dare .  ’

‘  i  just  have  some  worries ,  as  well  as  some  concerns  that  could  potentially  turn  into  outright  fears .  oh ,  there  they  go .  they  are  fears  now .  ’

‘  i  love  you .  and  i  don’t  need  you  to  respond  because  i  know  you  have  trouble  saying  how  you  feel .  ’

‘  i  was  a  good  person  for  six  months .  that’s  like  five  years .  ’

‘  i  wasn’t  worth  changing  for .  ’

‘  i  will  literally  see  you  all  in  hell .  ’

‘  in  the  words  of  my  actual  friends  :  ya  basic !  ’

‘  is  everything  okay ?  i  mean ,  other  than ,  you  know …  everything .  ’

‘  is  this  why  you  came  here ?  to  scold  me  on  the  metric  system ?  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  eat  all  this  chili …  and / or  die  trying .  do  you  want  any ?  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  miss  you ,  bud .  ’

‘  i’m  outtie ,  see  ya  in  hell !  ’

‘  i’ve  gained  a  lot  of  new  skills  recently .  for  example ,  i  learned  how  to  be  passive  aggressive .  totally  fine  that  you  guys  didn’t  notice .  ’

‘  love  isn’t  a  triangle ,  it’s  a  five  dimensional  blob .  ’

‘  more  guys  should  be  bi .  it’s  2018 .  it’s  like ,  get  over  yourselves !  ’

‘  none  of  your  exes  have  gotten  over  you .  ’

‘  oh no !  now  the  thing  i  said  after  we  kissed  will  always  be  ‘ hot  diggity  dog . ’  oh  well ,  it  was  an  honest  reaction  and  i  stand  by  that .  ’

‘  somehow ,  i  never  want  to  leave  you .  ’

‘  that  broke  me .  i’m  done .  ’

‘  that’s  not  a  present .  that’s  just  common  decency .  ’

‘  the  other  possible  medical  diagnosis  is  that  you’re  just  a  bit  of  a  dick .  ’

‘  their  bodies  are  made  very  poorly .  they’re  mostly  goo  and  juice .  you  just  take  the  juice  out  and  then  they’re  dead .  ’

‘  there’s  no  point  to  anything  and  you’re  just  gonna  die  so  do  whatever !  ’

‘  ugh ,  of  course  your  hugs  are  amazing .  ’

‘  wasn’t  he  banned  from  disney  world  for  biting  buzz  lightyear ?  ’

‘  what  a  creep .  why  was  i  friends  with  him ?  ’

‘  whatever  progress  i  have  made  it’s  because  you  and  i  have  become  friends .  ’

‘  whenever  anyone  tells  me  a  story  about  their  life  i  imagine  all  the  people  as  being  super  hot .  otherwise  i  quickly  lose  interest .  ’

‘  who  the  hell  is  this  chick ?  ’

‘  why  do  bad  things  always  happen  to  mediocre  people  who  are  lying  about  their  identity ?  ’

‘  why  is  it  every  time  a  new  thing  is  invented  humans  immediately  try  to  use  it  for  porn ?  ’

‘  yeah ,  i  love  you .  ugh ,  that’s  embarrassing .  i  feel  so  itchy .  ’

‘  you  are  too  selfish  to  ever  be  a  good  person .  ’

‘  you  got  it ,  you  piece  of ...  butt .  ’

‘  you  need  to  ghost  her .  disappear .  block  her  number .  bonus  :  anything  she  left  in  your  apartment  is  now  legally  yours .  ’

‘  you  are  brilliant ,  charming ,  obviously  gorgeous .  ’

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THAT 70S SHOW PROMPTS,  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing. ❞

❝ Tell me, what do you consider your best quality? ❞

❝ Doesn’t pretty much everything make us horny? ❞

❝ It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something. ❞

❝ Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted. ❞

❝ Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man. ❞

❝ The bridge of the nose, it’s very vulnerable. ❞

❝ Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower! ❞

❝ It doesn’t look like a pot leaf. . ❞

❝ What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”? ❞

❝ I’m not afraid of anything and I’m going! ❞

❝ Excuse me, [NAME], when exactly did you lose your soul? ❞

❝ Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. ❞

❝ I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass. ❞

❝ Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard?  ❞

❝ I’ve thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands…  ❞

❝ Okay, you know what? Let’s just turn that Redneck Mother song back on! ❞

❝ Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person. . ❞

❝ Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father? ❞

❝ You mean to tell me this whole time you could have been buying us beer?! ❞

❝ And if I had a beer, I’d be getting over it right now. ❞

❝ Well, one thing I’m thinkin’ - I’ve gotta stop watchin’ the damn soaps. ❞

❝ Just like that? You don’t need to interview anyone else? ❞

❝ You mean that girl who spent last night in my bed? ❞

❝ How stupid do you think I am? We know what you were doing in the car. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna live with this lying anymore. ❞

❝ Okay. So, do you wanna go up to my room and have sex? ❞

❝ You know what I’d like, though? Just one last goodbye kiss. ❞

❝ So, did you kiss her? ‘Cause I’ll kill you if you kissed her. ❞

❝ No, I didn’t want to kiss her. I wanted to hand her a napkin…  ❞

❝ There was not a moment when she didn’t have a face full of food. I was disgusted. ❞

❝ What are you talking about, loser? ❞

❝ Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. ❞

❝ We will never be friends. We’ll be more than friends. Because now I love you! ❞

❝ God, I can’t believe it, someone’s nasty butt is in my picture. ❞

❝ Oh man, I can’t tell who it is, I wish we had a magnifying glass. ❞

❝ You’re all cheering away and all the time you’re getting mooned, yeah! ❞

❝ I’m cracking down. And I’m cracking down hard! ❞

❝ Did you ever see the one where I hated living here? ❞

❝ You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? ❞

❝ Why do you have these down here? ❞

❝ Why do you need them? Aren’t I enough? ❞

❝ You know what? I don’t wanna know bout the whatnot. I’m outta here. ❞

❝ You can’t kill me like you killed [NAME], you big doofy! ❞

❝ Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. ❞

❝ I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. ❞

❝ That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? ❞

❝ Hey, next time you fool around with someone else’s boyfriend, why don’t you take your panties when you’re done?! ❞

❝ So these are some other girl’s panties?! ❞

❝ Last night? But I was drunk. Why can’t you do it? ❞

❝ In fact, I bought you that belt. So hand it over. And the shirt too. ❞

❝ One time I told her that she looked pretty when really she looked pretty skanky. ❞

❝ I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don’t have a chance. ❞

❝ I’m gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. ❞

❝ Wait! Did you just say that you’re interested in me and that I have a chance? ❞

❝ That’s your own brain comprehending it’s own stupidity. ❞

❝ What kind of man leaves a bunch of kids alone with a keg? ❞

❝ God, we are such a… perfect couple. ❞

❝ But now, I have found my passion: Hair! ❞

❝ This isn’t something you do through the mail, is it? ❞

❝ Are you having fun? ❞

❝ I’m so glad you’re my study partner. Because you make learning fun. ❞

❝ Okay, well, no more study breaks. We have to get this report done. ❞

❝ I have never dined and dashed, and I’m not about to start now. ❞

❝ Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? ❞

❝ Special brownies… Like the special kind of special? ❞

❝ I don’t think those were special brownies, man. ❞

❝ So, you’re saying that [NAME] and I will be okay? ❞

❝ While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base.  ❞

❝ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin’ off. ❞

❝ Are you breaking up with me? ❞

❝ So, you’re an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me? ❞

❝ 'Hey’? Is that all you have to say to me? ❞

❝ So, what, you’re like, kicking me out? … Wow. Okay then. Bye. ❞

❝ Well, if you’re kicking her out, then you’re kicking me out. ❞

❝ It’s not like head cheerleader’s always the most talented but in my case, it’s true. ❞

❝ You’re supposed to pick just one…to love, not nail. Love. ❞

❝ I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go? ❞

❝ I think whatever you’re on I’ll take two of em! ❞

❝ Okay boys lights out and no staying up til 8:30 giving each other hugs! ❞    

❝ I don’t think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.. ❞    

❝ Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers! ❞    

❝ No, it’s not what you think. We’re not together. ❞  

❝ You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause. ❞    

❝ I’ve always been quite health-conscious. I told you to eat more vegetables! ❞    

❝ Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste. ❞    

❝ There’s nothing any of us can do. We’re all screwed. ❞    

❝ I know these past few weeks have been hard on you, hard on all of us really. ❞    

❝ Well I was just saying that, I’m getting married! ❞    

❝ I don’t think this situation calls for camouflage, [NAME]. ❞    

❝ Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat. ❞    

❝ Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door? ❞    

❝ You didn’t want me to make a scene? You didn’t want me to make a scene!  ❞    

❝ Hey, maybe, maybe the dream continued and we went to find some girls? ❞    

❝ Let’s get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible! Like next week! ❞    

❝ I haven’t shenaniganned in six years. I’ve hooliganned, I’ve no-good-nicked, I’ve ne'er-do-welled. ❞  

“I really don’t think your skin is meant to turn that shade of blue…”

“You’re running a fever, we need to get you help.”

“That’s not a bump… that’s a broken bone.”

“Something bit me and… this isn’t good.”

“What did you eat? When? We need to know to make this better!”

“Just because you aren’t bleeding, doesn’t mean you aren’t hurt!”

“I hate to admit it, but I don’t think I can walk.”

“I can’t feel part of my arm… it’s numb.”

“There isn’t blood, I’m fine.”

“Breathing hurts… it really hurts…”

“Well that’s definitely dislocated.”

“Can you just pop it back in? Yes I’ll be in pain but that just means it worked.”

“Lay down. I’m serious, you can’t stand and it’s not from drinking.”

“Make the room stop spinning and my head stop being in pain.”

“I don’t think I should have eaten that…”

“That is definitely swollen.”

“No, I will get you some ice for that. You say sat down.”

“That’s a limp, and the line I draw. I’m carrying you.”

“You don’t have to… I can… fine, I’m not gonna win this argument.”

“My leg won’t move properly, I only feel prickling numbness.”

“This tightness in my chest won’t go away.”

“Something feels out of place. I can’t tell where.”

“Just because it’s okay on the outside, does not mean it’s okay on the inside!”

“That is not a normal skin colour. What happened?”

                                               - STARTERS -

“wake up [name], you twat.”

“do you want a coke or something?”

“can i carry your books?”

"i like that you’re funny Iooking.”

"oh thank you, you’re so nice.”

"you fancy me?”

"i think that could have gone a lot worse, don’t you?”

"we’ll miss you, won’t we?”

[ text ] : EAT

"have you always had that mole?”

"i’m respecting. believe me, i’m respecting.”

"you alright? do you want to dance?”

"do you want me to walk you home?”

"we’ll make ourselves comfy, yeah?”

“shall i give you head?”

"i’m gonna get an early night. coming to bed?”

"i’ll give you head - that’s friendship.”

“but what about you? you’ve got bigger problems than me.”

"i like your hair.”

"and i’m really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?”

"i realised something. i’ve been an idiot.”

"and i was hoping maybe you’d give me another chance?”

"you’re clever, funny, and … very, very pretty.”

"so i’ll see you around.”

”[name], you came! i mean, cool, i mean … i wasn’t sure you would.”

“do you think they’ll give us a joint cell?”

"i don’t want this to be difficult.”

"did you get beaten up?”

"i want to speak to you, and i think you want to speak to me.”

"kiss me again.”

"come on, i’m taking you for breakfast.”

"happy birthday, mate.”

"there’s something i have to get off my chest and if i don’t, i’m afraid everything might just totally go to shit.”

"come to bed with me. please.”

"you’re my best friend, but i really don’t know what the fuck you’re on about most of the time.”

"see? i remembered your favourite.”

"look, sorry, [name]. but your mum says we gotta take you home.”

"come out. i’ll get you dancing.”

"do i have to gay you now?”

"right, i know it might seem a bit fast, but, well, i think we’re ready, so, er, [name] … i want you to move in with me.”

"let’s talk. fill me in with everything. every little detail.”

"we can carry on pretending, if it makes you feel any better.”

"and i fucking love you.”

"wow! you’ve got a wacker lot of doughnuts.”

"cheeky.”

"thanks for keeping schtum.”

"hi, i made tea.”

"i brought vodka. was that right?”

"i’ll show you how to do a blowjob.”

"i missed you… i missed you too much.”

"i think you can do anything.”

"it’s also nice just being with you, when you’re not being a prick, that is.”

"you alright?”

"i know you, [name]. i know you’re lonely. i think you need someone to want you. well, i do want you. so be brave. and want me back!”

"fuck you.”

"can’t we just sit like this … for a bit?”

"this is a once-only charity event, you understand?”

"i bought a fucking gateaux.”

"please. can we start again?”

"facebook really needs to hear about this.”

"you’re very stalkable.”

"i was scared!”

"i am so proud of you.”

"don’t you think you’ve had enough?”

"she’s lovely, isn’t she?”

"you look nice in that dress.”

"you are doing so well, sweetheart.”

"so you’re mental, and i’m useless.”

"so, what are we doing next, mystery girl?”

"i’ll never forget you.”

"hi. i got eggs. we can have eggs, yeah? and red bulls and pain au chocolat.”

"i’d die for you. i love you. i love you so much and it’s killing me.”

"don’t take any crap this time.”

"badass.”

"you’ve totally got, like, ‘fuck me’ eyes, girl. totally ‘fuck me sideways’ eyes.”

"maybe we can go together.”

"don’t be an ass hat and people will like you more.”

"i’m trying to understand your way, but you won’t let me.”

"you’ve got quite a rep, but you’re actually pretty sound.”

"you’ve got to stick it to the man, bruv.”

"you need to sort yourself out.”

"remember when we were kids and we used to talk about just… just fucking it, running away and becoming roadies?”

"everything is going to be fine, i promise you.”

"hi, you look nice.”

"you may live your life as you want.”

"we’ll do a girls’ night in.”

"you’re a shape-shifter of happiness.”

"it’s not like we’re getting married! it was one dinner!”

"thank you, my henna-handed honcho.”

"i’m sorry. i was just looking for somewhere a bit quiet.”

"it’s heavenly.”

"why aren’t you here?”

"i tried to ring you.”

"everything’s better. here you are again.”

"i’ll dance with you.”

"what’s happened to you, [name]?”

"i didn’t wanna tell you this when you were all smitten and shit but you can do better.”

“oh, my god! oh, my god! i’m so glad you came!”

"i promise. everything’s going to be alright.”

❛       did   you    just    lie     to     her/him/them?      ❜

❛       you    lied    about    it,      didn’t    you?       ❜

❛       did     you     sleep     with     him/her/them?     ❜

❛       did    you     tell     our     enemy     about    us    working    together?      ❜

❛       why    did    you    save   me?       ❜

❛       why    did    you     really    come    back?      ❜

❛       tell    me    why     you     did    it!      ❜

❛       why     did     you     say    that     about   me?      ❜

❛       did     you    really    say    all    that    stuff    about    me?     ❜

❛       do    you    have     feelings    for   me?      ❜

❛       did    you    miss    me    at    all?       ❜

❛        why    did     you     do     that     to     us  …     to    me?     ❜

❛        why    didn’t     you     tell     me     sooner?      ❜

❛        how     long     have    you     known?       ❜

❛        did    you    do     it?       did     you    kill    him/her/them?      ❜

❛       did    you    go    behind   my    back    and    find     information    out     on    me?    ❜

❛        how     did    you     find    out?      ❜

❛        what    other     secrets    are    you    keeping    from   me?      ❜

❛        you    don’t     trust    me,      do    you?       ❜

❛        why    did    you    leave?       ❜

❛        why     can’t     i     come    with    you?      ❜

❛       did    you    love     her/him/them?      ❜

❛       who    told    you    about     this?       ❜

❛       why    would    you    let    me    find    out    from    someone   else?     ❜

❛       why     won’t     you     make    a     move?       ❜

❛       are    you     telling    people    about    us?      ❜

❛       have    you    ever    told    me    one    truth?       ❜

❛       do    you    plan    to    pretend    like    nothing    happened?      ❜

❛        what    are    we?      ❜

❛       what    are    you?       ❜

❛       who    do    you    think    you    are?      ❜

❛       why    not     just     tell    the    truth?      ❜

❛       do    you    ever    …     think    of    me?        ❜

❛       what    do    you    want    from    me?       ❜

❛       are    we    team   mates    now?      ❜

❛        how    long    do    you    think    that    will     last?      ❜

❛        did    you    do    it?      ❜

❛       did     you     think    i     wouldn’t    find   out?      ❜

❛       was    you    ever    planning    on    telling    me?      ❜

❛       is    that    how    you    really    feel?      ❜

❛       i    overheard    your     conversation   ….       ❜

❛       so,     you     aren’t     coming    back?      ❜

❛       when    did    it     happen?     how?       ❜

❛        was    it    fast?       did    they/she/he     suffer?      ❜

❛       how     come    i     didn’t    know     about    any    of      this?      ❜

❛        i    overheard    my    name    in     your    conversation  …      ❜

❛        how    long    have    you     been    playing    both    sides?      ❜

tw for self hatred & toxic relationships  /  change pronouns as necessary

“i don’t think i’m ever going to get better”

“you’re different & i like that”

“girls are cruelest to themselves”

“you’ll heal. you’ll be okay. you’ll let go.”

“what do i want? to forget”

“trouble will find me”

“surviving is an art that is painted across your body”

“wish you were here”

“pain turns a woman into a warrior”

“what are you hiding?”

“i was dying to hear someone say that i didn’t need to try so hard to be perfect, that i was enough & it was okay”

“i’m the only person i need”

“i can’t just cut people away like that”

“your smile looks like it could make flowers grow”

“you’re so obsessed to find someone to love you because you can’t love yourself”

“i do this thing where i distance myself from people because they seem so much happier without me and i don’t want to ruin that“

“if someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it”

“i did my best, but maybe that’s not enough”

“you think i’m somebody i’m not. someone wonderful. but i’m not”

“i am property of nobody”

“as long as the music is loud enough, we don’t hear the world falling apart”

“offered her the world. she said she had her own”

“how do you expect me to remember how to breathe when you’re looking at me like that?”

“i tried to make a home out of you”

“i wonder if i was ever really happy”

“we will find a way through the dark”

“they say that the loveliest angels make the cruelest demons”

“you were so kind & beautiful before they dragged you to hell”

*  A MIXTURE OF SPN S1 - S5 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Come on, it wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t that bad. ‘

‘ I swear, man, you gotta update your cassette tape collection. ‘

‘ Don’t be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? ‘

‘ Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there! ‘

‘ I’m not sure you realize just how much trouble you’re in here. ‘

‘ You wanna tell me what’s goin’ on in that freaky head of yours? ‘

‘ I’m supposed to be the belligerent one, remember? ‘

‘ Kids are strong. You’d be surprised what they can deal with. ‘

‘ Look, man, I get you’re nervous, alright, but you gotta stay focused. ‘

‘ I just think, whatever’s going to happen is going to happen. ‘

‘ You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting, no matter what. ‘

‘ Stop askin’ if I need anything, stop askin’ if I’m okay. ‘

‘ You two have never worked a show in your lives before, have you? ‘

‘ There’s no maybe. Find the bad thing, kill it. ‘

‘ You’re telling me there’s no lore on how to smoke ‘em? ‘

‘ No one in their right mind chooses this life. ‘

‘ So, we’re eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we? ‘

‘ I don’t want you doing… anything! I want you to sit right here, and don’t move! ‘

‘ So you’re only out for yourself, huh? It’s all about number one? ‘

‘ What the hell is wrong with you?! You don’t just go around shooting people like that!  ‘

‘ Now, do you want me to help you out with that gun, or not, hm? ‘

‘ Did I just see you strike out with a prostitute? How’s that work? ‘

‘ You want to know what I did – what I really did? I had lunch. ‘

‘ So, you think the murders are what, a reenactment? That’s a little crazy. ‘

‘ Okay, how about you tell me where they are, or I kill you right now? ‘

‘ Well I’m just saying, he’s not leaving us a whole lot of options. ‘

‘ You know what, man? I’m sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick. ‘

‘ I don’t know. I just, uh, I just woke up in a pine box… ‘

‘ I mean, we’re pretty much set to catch and kill anything I’ve ever heard of. ‘

‘ But what I do know is that I’m saving people. And stopping demons. ‘

‘ What’s the matter? You don’t think you deserve to be saved? ‘

‘ Human souls don’t just walk out of hell and back into their bodies easily! ‘

‘ I’m trying to come up with a theory, here. Okay? Work with me. ‘

‘ I mean, I’ve saved some people, okay? ‘

‘ It’s a spell to send the Witnesses back to rest. Should work… ‘

‘ Any chance you got everything we need here in this room? ‘

‘ That’s just not as appealing as a ghost-proof panic room, you know? ‘

‘ I thought you must have learned something. I thought I died for something. ’

‘ You know, I almost got my heart ripped out of my chest. ‘

‘ Read the Bible. Angels are warriors of God. I’m a soldier. ‘

‘ What, do you get your freak on by watching other people sleep? ‘

‘ Even if this sounds really weird, will you promise me that you will remember?  ‘

‘ And you don’t care that he’s tearing up the future looking for me right now? ‘

‘ All right, well, first things first; how did we end up on Soul Plane? ‘

‘ Yes, I’m a fan, but I really don’t appreciate being mocked. ‘

‘ Oh, yeah? You’re sorry you started Armageddon?! ‘

‘ Keep mouthing off, I’ll break more than his legs. ‘

‘ There is no other way, there must be a battle. ‘

‘ Don’t be afraid. This is your choice. You need to invite me in. ‘

‘ I just can’t keep pretending that everything’s all right. Because it’s not. ‘

‘ You chose a demon over your own brother…and look what happened. ‘

‘ I just don’t…I don’t think that we can ever be what we were.. ‘

‘ I lost everything, for nothing. So keep your opinions to yourself. ‘

‘ I’m in no shape to be hunting. I need to step back, 'cause I’m dangerous. ‘

‘ Haven’t we been down this road before? ‘

‘ I was dead from the moment we said hello. ‘

‘ Don’t you get it? You can’t run from yourself. Why are you running now?? ‘

‘ Would you believe I’m actually trying to protect you? ‘

‘ Same song, different verse. Things are never gonna change with you. Never. ‘

‘ You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel? ‘

‘ Riddle wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a taco? ‘

‘ We’re humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad…we lie. ‘

‘ Oh. Well, last night on earth, what, uh…what’re your plans? ‘

‘ This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it’s- it’s the natural order. ‘

‘ Do you remember the twentieth century? Think the twenty-first is going any better? ‘

‘ Aren’t you a surprise? You’ve come a long way to see this, haven’t you? ‘

‘ I’m sorry. It must be painful, speaking to me in this…shape. ‘

‘ Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? ‘

‘ Oh, good God, you’re not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are ya? ‘

SAID BY THE 2 YEAR OLD

“OH NO! NOT BEIGE AGAIN!”

“No nap! No nap ever! Nap gone! Goodbye!”

*gasp* “Cookie?”

“I love you. But…not really. I don’t love you. Bye.”

“Oh man! The gun was in front of the TV I was watching!”

“Take my left shoe off! I can’t do that one!”

“Green is better. Better than anything to ever be.”

“Mac and cheese is my best friend.”

“BEEP BEEP HERE I COME!”

“Take off your hat!”

“Siren! You be quiet!”

“Oh hello there.”

“I don’t want that. Throw it in the garbage.”

“Please don’t leave, [name.] I love you.”

SAID BY THE 5 YEAR OLD

“Just ignore him, he’ll work it out.“

“DID HE JUST SAY STUPID THAT’S NOT NICE I’M CALLING AN AMBULANCE”

“How is it fair that they have ice cream and I don’t? It’s not. It’s not fair.”

*sings the Titanic theme while standing on the back of the couch*

“I want plain bread.”

“Okay, just hear me out, listen to me, just hear me out…”

“LOOK! I’M MAKING A TRAFFIC JAM!”

“What’s Hawaii? That sounds not real.”

“I’m free for snuggles! I’m available! Hello!”

“Ugh! Where have you been? You were in the bathroom sixty years!”

“I don’t want to go, I’m calling in dead. I’m so tired that I’m dead. I’m calling in dead.”

“It’s not creepy! It’s just…not okay.”

“What about snacktime? It’s the most important ‘time’ of the day - next to bathtime and bedtime, but snacktime is still the best.”

“Neighbors don’t exist!”

“Goodbye forever!”

“If it involves fruit snacks, I’m in.”

“I don’t care what your mommy wants!”

“Why is it called a hoodie if you won’t wear the hood? It’s all lies!”

“You can’t leave! Then you won’t be here! And that’s where I like you most!”

“I love you, [name.] I’ll always remember you, even in a long time from now. Yeah. I’ll always love you.”

SAID BY THE 20 YEAR OLD NANNY

“Okay, Spiderman, let’s find your brother.”

“STOP TRYING TO CHOKE ME OUT.”

“There will be no negotiating, this is not a democracy, I am in charge!”

“I’M THE ONE WHO GOT KICKED IN THE FACE, WHY DO I NEED TO GO IN TIMEOUT?”

“You make me simultaneously make me the happiest I’ve ever been and the most upset I’ve ever been. It depends on the day.”

“Can we calm down for thirty seconds?”

“For the love of god, we already had one person in this house who broke their arm, we don’t need another!”

“[name] IT’S TOO QUIET WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

“You can be mad all you want, I’m not going to apologize for not letting you run into the street!”

“That’s valid and I love you.”

*whispered* “Oh for fucks sake.”

“I will support you in all your dreams in life…except that one, I think that one is illegal.”

“You better appreciate me.”

“So what we’re not going to do…is that.”

“Why are you screaming bloody murder about crackers?”

“Can we just have naptime? That’s all I want.”

“No, McDonalds is not a state, in fact.”

“At least one of you has manners.”

“Listen, buddy, all I’m asking is for you to hold my hand. It’s not the end of the world.”

“End of discussion! No more! We’re done! Period.”

“That? That’s the ‘Confiscation Corner.’ That’s all the things I’ve had to take away from you, because you mishandled them.”

“I love you with all of my heart and soul, but why on earth did you think that was a good idea?”

“I just…do not care.”

“i hit rock bottom once a week”

“i’m working on transcending materiality altogether & becoming incorporeal.”

“i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow”

“does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating”

“gay? straight? i’m stressed”

“here’s a joke: me”

“fuck a double text i’ll quadruple text u. u think i care????? buzz buzz its me again bitch”

“break her bed not her heart”

“my kink? love”

“this is the least illegal shit i’ve done all day”

“being shut up by a kiss is not romantic you let me finishing talking first asshole!!!! how dare you!!! interrupt me!!! do you know who i am”

“my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude”

“movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like ‘im in love with you’ calm down maybe

“i love the kind of woman that can kick my ass”

“idk who i am but i like girls”

“pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood”

“next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy”

“what that mouth do? eat bitch”

“now this is the content i like to see”

“it’s a beautiful day to give me money”

“if you wear crocs there’s no help for you i’m sorry”

“i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)“

“spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed”

“i am, as the poets say, a mess”

FALL OUT BOY 

‘  am i more than you bargained for yet?  ’ ‘  cause that’s just who i am this week.  ’ ‘  isn’t it messed up how i’m just dying to be him?  ’ ‘  i confess, i messed up.  ’ ‘  i don’t blame you for being you, but you can’t blame me for hating it.  ’ ‘  darling, what did you expect?  ’ ‘  i could have died with you.  ’ ‘  let’s play this came called ‘when you catch fire i wouldn’t piss to put you out.’  ’ ‘  breaking hearts has never looked so cool.  ’ ‘  you were the last good thing about this part of town.  ’ ‘  i’m not a shoulder to cry on, but i digress.  ’ ‘  i wrote the gospel on giving up.  ’ ‘  joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of best friends.  ’ ‘  my back is breaking from this heavy heart.  ’ ‘  thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great.  ’ ‘  see, he tastes like you, only sweeter.  ’ ‘  get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes.  ’ ‘  i’m a liner away from getting you into the mood.  ’ ‘  last year’s wishes are this years apologies.  ’ ‘  we’re the new face of failure. prettier and younger, but not any better off.  ’

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

‘  what’s the worst that i can say?  ’ ‘  things are better if i stay.  ’ ‘  so long and goodnight.  ’ ‘  and then we’ll meet again when both our cars collide.  ’ ‘  never think i’ll make you try to stay.  ’ ‘  i don’t love you like i did yesterday.  ’ ‘  fix your eyes and get up.  ’ ‘  i never said i’d lie and wait forever.  ’ ‘  you are never coming home.  ’ ‘  if you wanted honesty that’s all you had to say.  ’ ‘  i never want to let you down or have you go.  ’ ‘  i’m not okay.  ’ ‘  for the last time, take a good hard look.  ’ ‘  when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.  ’ ‘  we’ll carry on.  ’ ‘  your misery and hate will kill us all.  ’ ‘  the world will never take my heart.  ’ ‘  go and try, you’ll never break me.  ’ ‘  give a cheer for the broken.  ’ ‘  teenagers scare the living shit out of me.  ’ ‘  you’re never gonna fit in much, kid.  ’

TAKING BACK SUNDAY 

‘  can’t you just forget it?  ’ ‘  i started something i couldn’t finish.  ’ ‘  if we go down, we go down together.  ’ ‘  everything i know about breaking hearts i learned from you.  ’ ‘  i’ve made long term plans based on these mistakes.  ’ ‘  don’t let it get to your head.  ’ ‘  boys like you are a dime a dozen.  ’ ‘  you’re a touch overrated.  ’ ‘  you’e a lush and i hate it.  ’ ‘  all i need to know is that i’m something you’ll be missing.  ’ ‘  maybe i should hate you for this.  ’ ‘  i’d never lie to you unless i had to.  ’ ‘  the truth is that you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath, i’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.  ’ ‘  you are everything i want cause you are everything i’m not.  ’ ‘  i just wanna break you down so badly in the worst way.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna make damn sure that you can’t ever leave.  ’ ‘  you won’t ever get too far from me.  ’ ‘  your lipstick, his collar… don’t bother, angel. i know exactly what goes on.  ’ ‘  will you tell all your friends you’ve got your gun to my head?  ’ ‘  that all was only wishful thinking.  ’

PANIC AT THE DISCO

‘  am i who you think about in bed?  ’ ‘  i’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck.  ’ ‘  sweetie, you had me.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, you know it will always be me.  ’ ‘  i hope you didn’t expect to get all of the attention.  ’ ‘  what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a whore.  ’ ‘  haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?  ’ ‘  i mean, technically our marriage is saved.  ’ ‘  it’s much better to face these things with a sense of poise and rationality.  ’ ‘  it’s just the end of the world.  ’ ‘  things are shaping up to be pretty odd.  ’ ‘  now i’m the only one to blame.  ’ ‘  things have changed for me, and that’s okay.  ’ ‘  northern downpour sends its love.  ’ ‘  you clicked your heels and wished for me.  ’ ‘  i know the worlds a broken bone.  ’

ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS

‘  your subtleties, they strangle me.  ’ ‘  i can’t explain myself at all.  ’ ‘  maybe it’s best you leave me alone.  ’ ‘  i can’t explain what you can’t explain.  ’ ‘  it ends tonight.  ’ ‘  when you see my face, i hope it gives you hell.  ’ ‘  truth be told, i miss you.  ’ ‘  truth be told, i miss you. and truth be told, i’m lying.  ’ ‘  if you find a man that’s worth a damn and treats you well then he’s a fool.  ’ ‘  you’ll never see what you’ve done to me.  ’ ‘  you can take back your memories, they’re no good for me.  ’ ‘  let me know what i’ve done wrong.  ’ ‘  you are the only one that needs to know.  ’ ‘  i’ll keep you my dirty little secret.  ’ ‘  don’t tell anyone or you’ll be just another regret.  ’ ‘  speak to me.  ’ ‘  when all you got to keep is strong, move along.  ’ ‘  when everything is wrong, we move along.  ’ ‘  i’m dreaming of her.  ’ ‘  the nights are long and i am left while the tears fall.  ’ ‘  did you think that i would cry on the phone?  ’ ‘  do you know what it feels like being alone?  ’ ‘  i’ll find someone new.  ’ ‘  can you help me find a way to carry on again.  ’

MAYDAY PARADE

a  compilation  of  various  lyrics  from  my  Lord  and  Savior,  HOZIER.

TAKE  ME  TO  CHURCH:

❝ every  sunday's  getting  more  bleak. ❞

❝  we  were  born  sick,  you  heard  them  say  it. ❞

❝  the  only  heaven  i’ll  be  sent  to,  is  when  i’m  alone  with  you. ❞

❝  i’ll  tell  you  my  sins  and  you  can  sharpen  your  knife. ❞

❝  to  keep  the  goddess  on  my  side,  she  demands  a  sacrifice. ❞

❝  that’s  a  fine  looking  high  horse. ❞

❝  we've  a lot  of  starving  faithful. ❞

❝  no  masters  or  kings  when  the  ritual  begins. ❞

❝  there  is  no  sweeter  innocence  than  our  gentle  sin. ❞

ANGEL  OF  SMALL  DEATH  AND  THE  CODEINE  SCENE:

❝  toying  somewhere  between  love  and  abuse. ❞

❝  shaking  the  wings  of  their  terrible  youths. ❞

❝  no  more  alone  or  myself  could  i  be. ❞

❝  bloody  and  raw,  but  i  swear  it  is  sweet. ❞

❝  and  lease  this  confusion,  i'll  wander  the  concrete. ❞

JACKIE  AND  WILSON:

❝  so  tired  trying  to  see  from  behind  the  red  inj my  eyes. ❞

❝  no  better  version  of  me  i  could  pretend  to  be  tonight. ❞

❝  'cause  with  my  mid-youth  crisis  all  said  and  done,  i  need  to  be  youthfully  felt.  ❞

❝ we'll  steal  her  Lexus,  be  detectives,  ride  round  pickin'  up  clues.  ❞

❝  lord  it'd  be  great  to  find  a  place  we  could  escape  sometime.  ❞

❝ every  version  of  me  dead  and  buried  in  the  yard  outside. ❞

SOMEONE  NEW:

❝  you  knew  who  i  was  with  every  step  that  i  ran  to  you. ❞

❝  would  things  be  easier  if  there  was  a  right  way ?  ❞

❝  honey,  there  is  no  right  way. ❞

❝  there's  an  art  to  life's  distractions. ❞

❝  some  like  to  imagine  the  dark  caress  of  someone  else. ❞

❝  i  guess  any  thrill  will  do. ❞

❝  the  stranger  the  better.  ❞

TO  BE  ALONE:

❝  never  felt  too  good  in  crowds. ❞

❝  all  i've  ever  done  is  hide  from  our  times. ❞

❝  but  you  don't  know  what  hell  you  put  me  through. ❞

❝  it  feels  good  to  be  alone  with  you. ❞

❝  there  are  questions  i  can't  ask. ❞ 

❝  we  should  run  away. ❞

FROM  EDEN.

❝  there's  something  tragic  about  you.  ❞ 

❝  there's  something  lonesome  about  you.  ❞

❝  get  closer  to  me. ❞

❝  idealism  sits  prison,  chivalry  fell  on  it's  sword. ❞

❝  innocence  died  screaming,  honey  ask  me,  i  should  know. ❞

❝  babe,  there's  something  wretched  about  this. ❞

❝  oh,  what  a  sin. ❞ 

SEDATED:

❝  just  a  little  rush  babe. ❞

❝  to  feel  dizzy,  to  derail  the  mind  of  me. ❞

❝  you  and  i  nursing  on  a  poison  that  never  stung. ❞

❝  something  isn’t  right. ❞

❝  i  keep  catching  little  words,  but  the  meanings  thin. ❞

❝  we're  slaves  to  any  semblance  of  touch. ❞

❝  darlin’, don't  you  stand there watching. ❞

❝  free  and  young, and  we  can  feel  none  of  it. ❞

WORK  SONG:

❝  is  that  the  kind'a  way  to  face  the  burning  heat ?  ❞ 

❝  she/he/you  give  me  toothaches  just  from  kissin'  me. ❞

❝  no  grave  can  hold  my  body  down. ❞

❝  i  was  three  days  on  a  drunken  sin. ❞

❝  heaven  and  hell  were  words  to  me . ❞

LIKE  REAL  PEOPLE  DO:

❝  i  had  a  thought,  dear. ❞

❝  why  were  you  digging  ?  ❞

❝  what  did  you  bury  ?  ❞

❝  honey,  just  put  your  sweet  lips  on  my  lips.  ❞

❝  i  could  not  ask  you  where  you  came  from.  ❞

❝  we  should  just  kiss  like  real  people do.  ❞

IT  WILL  COME  BACK:

❝  you  know  better  than  to  look  at  me  like  that. ❞ 

❝  you  know  better  than  to  talk  to  me  like  that.  ❞

❝  don’t  give  it  a  hand,  offer  it  a  soul. ❞

❝  jesus  christ,  don’t  be  kind  to  me.  ❞

❝  don’t  let  me  in  with  no  intention  to  keep  me.  ❞

❝  you  don’t  understand. ❞

❝  honey,  don’t  feed  me,  i  will  come  back.  ❞

❝  that’s  a  kindness  you  can’t  avoid.  ❞

❝  give  me  mercy.  ❞

VILLAIN

“  every  story  needs  a  hero  and  a  villain.  ”

“  this  is  going  to  be  a  little  uncomfortable.  ”

“  do  you  know  what  i've  done ?  what  i  would  do  again  if  given  the  chance ?  ”  

“  i  can't  stop.  it's  what  i  am.  “

“  they  hate  what  they  cannot  control.  ”

“  the  only  difference  between  a  hero  and  a  villain,  is  who’s  telling  the  story.  ”

“  i  have  my  reasons  for  being  this  way.  ”

“  your  death  will  mean  nothing  to  them.  ”

“  kill  me.  go  on,  i  dare  you.  ”

“  i  don’t  think  you’ve  got  it  in  you.  you’re  like  a  little  dove,  never  wanting  to  get  your  hands  dirty.  ”

“  what  do  i  want  ?  i  want  to  see  the  world  burn.  i  want  to  see  a  new  world  born  from  it’s  ashes.  ”

“  one  day  i  will  kill  you.  and  you  can  be  safe  in  the  knowledge  that  you  will  have  deserved  it.  ”

“  fate  is  an  excuse  for  people  who  are  too  stupid  or  too  weak  to  make  their  own  future.  ”

“  let  you  go  ?  do  you  really  think  i’m  that  stupid ?  ”

“  i  could  keep  you  safe.  they’re  all  afraid  of  me. ”

“  ask  me  if  i  give  a  crap.  ”

“  you’re  playing  my  game  now.  ”

“  tell me;  would  you  kill  to  save  a  life ?  ”

“  what’s  more  important  to  you ?  their  life  or  your  reputation ?  ”

HERO

“  people  will  never  bleed  enough  to  fulfil  your  vision  of  justice.  ”

“  i  will  never  turn  my  back  on  people  who  need  me.  ”

“  i  don’t  need  to  be  saved.  ”

“  rebellions  are  built  on  hope.  ” 

“  i  will  win.  that’s  what  heroes  do.  ”

“  i  don’t  have  to  prove  anything  to  you.  ”

“  you  can’t  always  be  strong,  but  you  can  always  be  brave.  ”

“  i  will  catch  you.  i  will  bring  you  to  justice.  ”

“  once  there  is  blood  on  your  hands,  they  will  never  be  clean.  ”

“  don’t  carry  the  world  upon  your  shoulders.  ”

“  you  don’t  need  a  reason  to  save  people.  ”

“  i’m  not  a  hero.  ”

“  we  will  win.  ”

“  there’s  no  escape  this  time.  ”

“  i  really  don’t  want  to  fight.  ”

“  if  it  was  down  to  me  to  save  your  life,  would  you  trust  me  to  do  it ?  ”

“  i’ll  admit,  this  looks  bad.  ”

“  i’m  proud  of  what  i  am.  ”

“  i  know  my  value.  ”

“  you’re  wrong  about  them !  ”

“  let  them  go.  they  have  nothing  to  do  with  this  fight.  ”

“  it’s  not  too  late  to  change.  i  can  help  you.  ”

           sentences for those who would like to try again , the lovers that went wrong & the hearts that cannot seem to let go .

“ Can’t we try again? ”

“ I love you, I always loved you and I never really stopped. ”

“ I know we didn’t work out then, but… ”

“ I would like to try again. ”

“ I can do better this time! I promise! ”

“ Just give me another chance — ”

“ We were so happy together, don’t you remember? ”

“ Tell me that I’m not the only one who regrets. ”

“ I regret letting you go, okay? ”

“ It was a dumb, douchebag move — but let me make it up to you. ”

“ I’m here now — I’m ready to try again. ”

“ I had to, I had to do it — I had my reasons. ”

“ If you’re over me, how come you’re not letting go? ”

“ I’m not over you yet. ”

“ Maybe I want to try again, maybe I just need closure, I don’t know. ”

“ I want you, isn’t that what counts? ”

“ But if you want me, and I want you, what’s stopping us? ”

“ I don’t think I can go through this with you again. ”

“ I never stopped thinking about you, you know. ”

“ No one ever made me feel the way you did. ”

“ I know where I belong, it’s with you. ”

“ Look at how he’s/she’s treating you — are you really okay with that? ”

“ Listen here. You don’t get to come around NOW and try to change things — ”

“ My heart breaks every time I hear your name. ”

“ I was young and dumb, it didn’t mean anything. ”

“ After all this time, tell me you never thought about us ONCE. ”

“ You left me! ”

“ What makes you think I want you back? ”

“ Oh please. I only used you. It was nothing serious. ”

“ Can’t you at least give me a chance!? ”

“ We are over! We were over from the second you left! ”