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* Ā A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THAT 70S SHOW PROMPTS, Ā CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
ā I believe that everyoneās political opinion is valid and worth hearing. ā
ā Tell me, what do you consider your best quality? ā
ā Doesnāt pretty much everything make us horny? ā
ā Itās like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something. ā
ā Responsible people donāt go around getting their nipples twisted. ā
ā Look, I might be the only guy in here whoās actually killed a man. ā
ā The bridge of the nose, itās very vulnerable. ā
ā Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower! ā
ā It doesnāt look like a pot leaf. . ā
ā Whatāre you gonna put on your resume? āDumbassā? ā
ā Iām not afraid of anything and Iām going! ā
ā Excuse me, [NAME], when exactly did you lose your soul? ā
ā Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. ā
ā I know, itās difficult to hear with your head up your ass. ā
ā Do you remember how angry he got when I didnāt rake the yard?Ā ā
ā Iāve thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade standsā¦Ā ā
ā Okay, you know what? Letās just turn that Redneck Mother song back on! ā
ā Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person. . ā
ā Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father? ā
ā You mean to tell me this whole time you could have been buying us beer?! ā
ā And if I had a beer, Iād be getting over it right now. ā
ā Well, one thing Iām thinkinā - Iāve gotta stop watchinā the damn soaps. ā
ā Just like that? You donāt need to interview anyone else? ā
ā You mean that girl who spent last night in my bed? ā
ā How stupid do you think I am? We know what you were doing in the car. ā
ā I donāt wanna live with this lying anymore. ā
ā Okay. So, do you wanna go up to my room and have sex? ā
ā You know what Iād like, though? Just one last goodbye kiss. ā
ā So, did you kiss her? āCause Iāll kill you if you kissed her. ā
ā No, I didnāt want to kiss her. I wanted to hand her a napkinā¦Ā ā
ā There was not a moment when she didnāt have a face full of food. I was disgusted. ā
ā What are you talking about, loser? ā
ā Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. ā
ā We will never be friends. Weāll be more than friends. Because now I love you! ā
ā God, I canāt believe it, someoneās nasty butt is in my picture. ā
ā Oh man, I canāt tell who it is, I wish we had a magnifying glass. ā
ā Youāre all cheering away and all the time youāre getting mooned, yeah! ā
ā Iām cracking down. And Iām cracking down hard! ā
ā Did you ever see the one where I hated living here? ā
ā You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? ā
ā Why do you have these down here? ā
ā Why do you need them? Arenāt I enough? ā
ā You know what? I donāt wanna know bout the whatnot. Iām outta here. ā
ā You canāt kill me like you killed [NAME], you big doofy! ā
ā Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. ā
ā I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. ā
ā That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? ā
ā Hey, next time you fool around with someone elseās boyfriend, why donāt you take your panties when youāre done?! ā
ā So these are some other girlās panties?! ā
ā Last night? But I was drunk. Why canāt you do it? ā
ā In fact, I bought you that belt. So hand it over. And the shirt too. ā
ā One time I told her that she looked pretty when really she looked pretty skanky. ā
ā I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you donāt have a chance. ā
ā Iām gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. ā
ā Wait! Did you just say that youāre interested in me and that I have a chance? ā
ā Thatās your own brain comprehending itās own stupidity. ā
ā What kind of man leaves a bunch of kids alone with a keg? ā
ā God, we are such a⦠perfect couple. ā
ā But now, I have found my passion: Hair! ā
ā This isnāt something you do through the mail, is it? ā
ā Are you having fun? ā
ā Iām so glad youāre my study partner. Because you make learning fun. ā
ā Okay, well, no more study breaks. We have to get this report done. ā
ā I have never dined and dashed, and Iām not about to start now. ā
ā Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? ā
ā Special brownies⦠Like the special kind of special? ā
ā I donāt think those were special brownies, man. ā
ā So, youāre saying that [NAME] and I will be okay? ā
ā While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base. Ā ā
ā A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthinā off. ā
ā Are you breaking up with me? ā
ā So, youāre an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me? ā
ā 'Heyā? Is that all you have to say to me? ā
ā So, what, youāre like, kicking me out? ⦠Wow. Okay then. Bye. ā
ā Well, if youāre kicking her out, then youāre kicking me out. ā
ā Itās not like head cheerleaderās always the most talented but in my case, itās true. ā
ā Youāre supposed to pick just oneā¦to love, not nail. Love. ā
ā I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go? ā
ā I think whatever youāre on Iāll take two of em! ā
ā Okay boys lights out and no staying up til 8:30 giving each other hugs! ā Ā Ā
ā I donāt think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.. ā Ā Ā
ā Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers! ā Ā Ā
ā No, itās not what you think. Weāre not together. ā Ā
ā You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause. ā Ā Ā
ā Iāve always been quite health-conscious. I told you to eat more vegetables! ā Ā Ā
ā Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste. ā Ā Ā
ā Thereās nothing any of us can do. Weāre all screwed. ā Ā Ā
ā I know these past few weeks have been hard on you, hard on all of us really. ā Ā Ā
ā Well I was just saying that, Iām getting married! ā Ā Ā
ā I donāt think this situation calls for camouflage, [NAME]. ā Ā Ā
ā Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat. ā Ā Ā
ā Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door? ā Ā Ā
ā You didnāt want me to make a scene? You didnāt want me to make a scene!Ā ā Ā Ā
ā Hey, maybe, maybe the dream continued and we went to find some girls? ā Ā Ā
ā Letās get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible! Like next week! ā Ā Ā
ā I havenāt shenaniganned in six years. Iāve hooliganned, Iāve no-good-nicked, Iāve ne'er-do-welled. ā Ā
ā Thatās a burn about a burn, thatās a second-degree burn. ā Ā