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even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
Itās pretty likely that itās a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ānā is 4 (number of digits available).Ā 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you donāt get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ātechnicallyā the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.Ā
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Donāt base your deductions of psychology. Letās talk chemistry. When you first press a button, thereās more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end itā¦.
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almostĀ alwaysĀ choose a number they can remember. Whatās memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And thatās why we have a John Watson.
This is ātop 10 favorite postsā level.
Omg, itās actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
#college students
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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh
While this totally applies to other marginalized groups, Iād like to remind everyone House is specifically talking about an autistic child here.
Remember that.
when u at the beach
an essential part of self-care is setting boundaries. learn to say no
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Love These!
*wipes tears from eyes*
Donāt mind me⦠Iāll just be over here⦠in the corner⦠crying my eyes outā¦

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People need to realize that thereās a difference between straight people and Straight Peopleā¢
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Personā¢: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused š
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: āIām gay.ā
White Gays: āI canāt believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because Iāve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? IāM GAY!ā
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i donāt have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypicalā¢: Happiness is a choice!! āØāØHave you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale āØāØ
cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Personā¢: It doesnāt matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! Iām not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! š¹šŗ
men: I identify as male.
Menā¢: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I donāt believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheistsā¢: Donāt fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someoneās space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guysā¢: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes
Feministā¢: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!
Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus
Christianā¢: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you donāt do it youāre Going To Hell! Iām praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!
pleeeeeaaaaase donāt make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think itās a good idea to ruin their fun (and donāt think people donāt notice your eye rolls and side glances) youāre an asshole
if you're having a bad day
just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patientās foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract
I had to send a page that said āI glued the patientās penis shut. send help.ā
The urology resident said, āWow. Iāve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.ā
Itās been like 5 days since this happened and Iām just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says āhey! Glue any penises shut lately??ā And keeps on walking
THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way
I hope the CIA agent thatās spying on me thinks im cute and very funny

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This picture in McDonaldās was hung sideways
Howā¦.?
STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.Ā
Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
then he was arrested again, and the above happened
while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillipās jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but heĀ FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
Thereās a movie about his life called āI love you, phillip morrisāĀ Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor