This Blog Is Blue, What Can Ya Do.

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

i taught my boss the meaning and usage of “yeet” after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says “i just yeeted you an email” with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over

Shout out to all those people obsessed with wings who read the entire Maximum Ride series because they convinced themselves the next book would be better but it just kept getting worse until you got to the end of the series and realized you would never recover the hours you lost forcing your way through it.

it’s so fucking funny seeing people who aren’t even in the active fandom go the fuck off about the series, i didn’t ever expect to see anyone but the same 5 people making maximum ride posts

There is no lie here

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

Sorry this isnt vore related or wtv but this is fucking funny please

“Sorry this isn’t vore related” is the kind of wild ass sentence I can only get on tumblr dot com

Gonna be honest I have a very vague understanding of what a 7 year old is. I know it’s a child. But what grade they’d be in, how much they would know about like, i dont know, science, or like, how big they would be. I have no idea. I have no idea what a 7 year old is. 

For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.

I have so many questions

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

Fucking christ, lmao

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