MUCH A BLOG ABOUT NOTHING

ID: 1a. Waist up of Claire and Kaia, slightly battered and bruised. Kaia has her hands in her hoodie pockets and is looking up at Claire with amusement. Claire has her arms crossed and is smirking down at the viewer. She says, in the form of a screenshotted tweet from Richard57941301, "so when you lost consciousness and fell down like an overwhelmed Victorian woman..."

1b. Reverse shot of Dean sitting on the tailgate of a pickup truck in a very dirty tee shirt, his bicep covered in a bloody bandage. Claire and Kaia are visible from the back standing in front of him. He looks up at Claire, slightly red, and replies "I fell normal. I fainted in a normal way."

1c. Claire teases him further: "you put the back of your hand to your forehead and spun around." Dean shouts back defensively: "that never happened I fainted in a normal or maybe even masculine way."

2a. Close up of Dean sitting at a table in the, brooding over a glass of whiskey. In the background stands Claire, with Jack standing nervously behind her as if trying to hide despite being half a foot taller. Claire, face impassive, points at Dean and says, in the form of a screenshot of a post by @moldavite, “dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that.” Dean stares into the middle distance, annoyed but unable to think of a comeback.