When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

June is a “Man’s Month” meaning it’s a month where men / boyz can just chill-out. i know that’s misogynous but it’s OK

the thing about the virtue of Faith as such is that the object of faith has a more sturdy foundation and is thus more certain than even the very existence of the subject believing

To believe something by faith is to believe something on account of the authority revealing. Faith taken as a virtue, Supernatural Faith, has for its authority the First Truth. Therefore, we make the assent of faith to divine truths on the authority of God revealing (Who can neither deceive nor be deceived etc).

This will be perfect for our bunker

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does