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Way back in 2016 Hulu and Sarah J. Maas announced that Queen of Shadows, the TV adaptation of the Throne of Glass Series, was under development. We are now half way through 2019 and no follow up has been shared by Hulu or Sarah J. Maas. If you are a fan of this series and want to help get the project rolling then please take a few moments and sign this petition.

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

Is it any different that women seeing cute things & wanting to squish their face?

This takes at least as much skill, and involves all the same wilderness stalking. It proves that you are both brave AND compassionate. There’s no downside to doing this instead. Imagine you go to somebody’s home, and they have a trophy room filled with beautifully composed close up photos of wolves and deer and boar and eagles and things all over the walls, with a couple camera guns mounted up there too - on one wall is a photo of a standing bear who obviously sees the person taking the photo and it’s been blown up so the bear is life size (that’s why you need that gun-barrel lens, so the quality holds up when you enlarge the pic) The person you are visiting is like, “yeah, I took all these.” THAT’s impressive. A room full of dead things just means they are weird and gross and pointlessly cruel and proud of it.

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

Jessica Jones Season 2 (2018) // Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)