To everyone who followed protocols and kept safe during the pandemic I wish y’all very plenty orgasms this summer

FUCKING ME

witches in old fairytales had the right idea. living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage they’re like “maybe I’ll give you a magical token to help you out. maybe I’ll fuck up your entire life. depends :)”

In love with the concept that men still wear hats like that

I will never understand why people create whole ass fantasy worlds and still oppress women in those worlds.

Like, you can have dragons, but not basic respect for women? Boring. Tired. Basic and sexist.

so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000