not a rangers fan

Hi I’m a piece of shit welcome to my blog

"It’s pretty late so I can’t read this entire 60k fic, I’ll just check out the first chapter 🥰" <- dumb bitch who has never once learned from her mistakes

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

we need italy back in the world cup. no one else sluts it up properly. why bother winning if you aren't going to reverse cowgirl your teammate on the pitch after

who up downwarding their spiral

world cup winning goalkeeper david raya let in ZERO goals over the course of the competition. let that sink in.