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summer 2023 moodboard really

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Happy MAMMA MIA! day to those who celebrate

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Guitar pick used by Nine Inch Nails in the 90s

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why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

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GET THE FUCK

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Omfg this is gold!!!!

buzzthebear

I just had to repost this. This is hilarious.

mapsontheweb

Most popular swear words by state in the US

sugarmountainspring

Finally some useful research being done

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staff: we have an update!

all of tumblr:

staff: you can now make polls!

all of tumblr:

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the fact that these gifs are both tiny on dashboard because something got broken in the update just makes this a thousand times funnier

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GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

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That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

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Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies

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Ain't it scary being 24?

Like 25 is such a strong number on the horizon.

actually aging is a gift so jot that down

muddyviolets

I see it is time to bring back the wisdom toad

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c3rvida3

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.

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Shrek as an 80's Dark Fantasy Film

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Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

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i need serious help and by help i mean a lesbian makeout session

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thoughts??

no thanks i'm trying to quit

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me reading the same post 5 times in a row because everyone has the same mutuals

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me still joining my mutuals in reblogging the same post

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