ImTheLolman

Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.

and dont forget no microtransactions

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games. 

What a crazy notion...

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

Me disciplining my cats...

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

I HOLLERED 

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

the comments are painfully accurate. 

the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

Because internet

chaotic neutral