uwu

sorry for being mentally ill can we still kiss

oh my god..a bread boy 

a crime of passion

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

y’all be like ‘I should be able to ghost for months with no communication or effort and then return and expect the friendship to be exactly as it was’ and I’m sorry but that’s not how real life works. people have every right to feel distant from you or not want you in their life if you’re inconsistent and unavailable all the time. if you can recognise that relationships require a level of effort and time, then understand friendships are the same

i wasn’t paying attention to the names and read this like one dude’s journey down the tampon aisle 

Option C: an adventuring party of four, all messaging the same questgiver

Never worship anyone online to the point you blindly defend and believe anything they do and say. Whether it be authors, “influencers”, idols, whoever the fuck. Think critically and have some self respect.

stop! making! plans! in! front! of! people! then! not! inviting! them!

Also stop making plans in front of people and then saying “and I guess you too” because that feels fucking worse than not being invited

I can’t even add a heart to this one, that’s just fucking terrible

I know "my dear" is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

Imagine if like 150 years from now "bro" ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

The dignity laugh and the anime face still exist but yeah, I miss the rest of these

The vibe station…..

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face