Selena Smiley • Cali • 27 •

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

scared about my horrible life. oh well at least there is arts and crafts

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

“me and who” i will fucking stab you, me and YOU

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up