Covert

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

Mark’s wearing shoes that elevate him

Nuh uh! As you can see all our shoulders are roughly the same height. It’s my fucknormous head that gives me the advantage!

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

I am in tears omg

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

Omg the audio

Finally reblogging with source. 

Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy

This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

I knew that shit sounded ridiculous.

Two churches located across the street from each other.

NO MY SECRETS