Take All of Me

I’m a thief

im klaus hargreeves aka number four aka the séance and i love weed

i am going to bite ur fingers off

I can faze through shit and disappear into a cloud of smoke

Mmm… I guess I can override all changes or features of the enemy that would give them the advantage over me via shape shifting. My true form would be whatever I want.

I can make pokemon, or some other pokemon power, for life

Imma mf ninja furry

I AM NOW STRECCHY YEEYEE

I turn into a massive bee, and I dawn a suit and tie with a clipboard and I loudly buzz how things can get better and how your not a burden and your just here to do what you love 👍✨☀️

Im ranze so….i must be ranzing………..i tried ;w;

I’m powerless…lol

I just, gain the powers of Zen Buddhism and the Taoism symbol I guess.

i can grow the best cranberry bogs

YES. I WILL BRING CHAOS UNLIKE ANY OTHER

I look better than the villains hence I win

Congratulations to the couple people on my dash who recently got vaccinated despite needle phobias. You did an important thing to protect yourself and others even though it’s scary for you, and I think that’s pretty awesome. 💜👍🏽

Hey OP, as someone with needle phobia who asks for small accommodations when I get a vaccine, I cried when I read this. Thank you for this take, it’s something that doesn’t get said much.

Wow. I’m so glad I could make your day a little brighter. I’m proud of you, and judging from the notes this post is getting I’m not the only one. 💜🎊🥇

Yes!!!! Anyone that got/is getting vaccinated in spite of needlephobia - you are literally saving lives and I am so proud of you!! You brave-ass person!!!!

The betrayal...

Lmfao

This post honestly keeps getting better

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

While you slept, He studied the blade

talk about this. this is the kind of shit indigenous people and others concerned with the environmental impacts of extractive energy are concerned about.

YES YES MALE BODY POSITIVITY

Thank you. Especially to the guy with the acne. Lots of people have acne on the chest and back, but almost no one ever acknowledges that. Young children that just start going into puberty need to know this is normal and not something to freak out/ be embarrassed about. Body positivity in the media helps so many people with self esteem issues.

OH MY GOD AND A MASC NONBINARY PERSON?! YES YES YES YES THANK YOU

Clash of titties

if this isnt gender equality i dont know

But Tom and Jerry aren’t even in Looney Tunes????

I just want to know what Bugs Bunny did to make this student want to kill him

Pepe Le Pue wants to impregnate Penelope

i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love

i wish all trans boys a very kissed on the face by someone they love

i wish all nonbinary people a very kissed on the face by someone they love