My secret life on the internet

Vorab: UQuizze, weil was gibt's wichtigeres

Welche Ausbildung solltest du machen?

Which german tv personality are you? (en)

Tell me about your taste in food and I'll give you a Getränk um das neue Jahr anzustoßen

Welches Weihnachtsgebäck bist du?

Welcher Weihnachtsmarktstand bist du?

Welcher Blechkuchen bist du?

Welches Seemannslied bist du?

Oberthema: ich hasse Reisen und Reisen hassen mich

ein Tscheche ruft das Jugendamt

sorry, mein Chauffeur ist noch Fahranfänger

im Flixbus auf den Spuren Jonathan Harker's

Bahnstreiks, you say? Lass mal Europareise machen

I draw the line at Pfandflaschenmissbrauch

die Autobranche hat ein persönliches Problem mit mir

Wir haben jetzt Autos, aber das hat auch nicht geholfen

Oberthema: das ist kein Stammbaum, sondern ein Problem

Meine Mutter demonstriert ADHS-Symptome und zerstört eine Lampe

Meine Mutter kommt nicht in den Himmel

Schlüsselbeinbrüche im mittelalterlichen Turm

Meine Mutter möchte helfen, ich möchte kündigen

der Scheidungsmops

Meine Mutter desekriert das Oberlandesgericht

Mein Großvater, der Kriegstreiber oder: Eine Frittenbude wird Kollateralschaden

Oma prügelt Keksteig

Wir verbrennen meine Tante

Mutter postet jetzt dick pics

Mein Großvater ist Kunstkenner

Oberthema: Handwerk

he wasn't even forklift certified

Guerilla-Fahrradreparaturen

Bürostuhlbezogene Freiheitsberaubung

Ich schmelze einen Tesa-Roller

Oberthema: Langsam Jacqueline, sonst kotzt du wieder

don't beat a dead horse, beat this live one instead

Hier ist dein Jungpferd. Prepare to die.

Enemy Mine

das Antistresspony stresst mich abartig

Oberthema: ein laufendes Experiment zum Thema Dauerstress und Polykülen

I. good use of slang, buddy

II. in which I end up in a car trunk, suffering immensely

III. who needs a portland polycule cult when you have... whatever this is

IV. just you and me and this guy that neither of us invited

Oberthema: being queer is about the crippling melancholy actually

queer melancholy, ausgerechnet in Irland

die politische Gesamtsituation lacht mich aus

Press the 'randomize' button in the character creation menu, and you shall receive:

Philipp Amthor, Krisenmanager

Aldi-Kurt Cobain teilt Lebensweisheiten

Akkordeon II, diesmal mit noch mehr Schloss Einstein Dialogen

Vladi

Meine Lebenssituation entgleitet mir: another saga

Hauptberuflich inhaliere ich Lösemitteldämpfe

Kümmerlich, diese Gallenblase

Hilfe, meine Wohnung leckt

Das nennt sich lösungsorientiertes Mobbing, Junge

Die Pisser gönnen mir die Nordsee nicht

Kernsanierung: The Musical

Mein Sanierungsexperte ist ein bisschen asozial

und zuletzt: miscellaneous soziale Misserfolge. das Leben ist ein niemals enden wollender Loriot-sketch

als Kinder begeisterten wir uns für Pyrotechnik

fuck you and the e-roller you rode in on

Captain, wir ha'm einen Marderschaden

ra ra rasputin russia's greatest humiliation kink

ich betreibe Konfrontationstherapie

man stelle sich Gollum in seiner Grotte vor: meine Ein-Mann-WG

wirf mich, du Hund

that time I brought a fake beard to a knife fight

Im Edeka meines Vertrauens beschimpfen sich die Mitarbeiter

WDR-Redakteure erklären mir soziale Gerechtigkeit

Johanna findet mich schwierig

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?

The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!

This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.

Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:

Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or

Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.

The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.

The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).

Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

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