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Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-  the Bielefeld Conspiracy

You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.

the oldest yet biggest german meme

@kmaryarty

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

I don’t

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor. yes I’m okay. I’m living my best life. can’t a girl just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo. I’m having me time

Dear lort

FUNKY CREATURES <3

rather than death of the author i subscribe to a critical framework i like to refer to as Schrodinger’s Author where the authors intentions are important except for when i dont like them

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

Full offense, this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen