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nietzsche was right about that kill yourself or have a cup of coffee thing... but sometimes it's like i dont knoweeeeeewww im not sure.. how could one possibly decide... experts have debated for decades...... u can have a cup of coffee more than once tho. so.. boil the kettle ig...

depsidase

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going sober cause i lost my fav lighter and none of the other ones are right like that autistic guy whos family had to send out a worldwide request for discontinued sippy cups so he could drink again

a-singular-purple-giraffe

Guys I’m having too much fun. These three aliens are just trying their best to make sure Grace is thriving. I typed this one because even I struggle to read my own handwriting sometimes. Thanks @justcakethanks again for the template.

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can you open carry a gun as a clown?

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is it against clown code? clown law? where i live a clown with a gun would be frightening.. but i imagine in some states it would be as normal as anything else.. if in texas children get their first guns at 10 would they not be delighted to see a clown have one too?

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funniest clown gun

squirts water

improbably long gun short holster

infinite-hankerchief style

regular but polkadot clown colored

it honks

rifle that goes limp

cartoon gun with "bang!" flag

shinzo abe blowaway special

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lost your last lighter: ech fine time to go get a new one

losing your favorite lighter of many:

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great-and-small

I can’t tell you how much I love this artwork from ancient Egypt (the Middle Kingdom). People have been raising cattle and practicing animal husbandry for so long, that there is something almost inherently human about this scene.

Everyone in the field of veterinary medicine or agriculture knows the feeling of staying up late with a laboring animal trying to make sure both mom and baby are okay. Delivering a calf is often physically and emotionally exhausting work that takes enormous patience and learned skill. It requires a unique balance of physical strength and gentleness to do correctly. There is no feeling quite like getting that baby out and everyone is okay. I’m certain ancient people must have felt the same way, and I wonder if the artist knew this feeling firsthand. I wonder if those humans depicted were people the artist knew, if the cow and calf maybe were as well.

mediocretidings

@bovineblogger

bovineblogger

i get so emotional about this piece... we have been assisting cattle with birth and making sure theyre ok forever and ever. peace and love

skrytch

@scoutsmoocrew

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men in the early 2000s loved to be like euuggghh pants are the worst we men hate pants we want to sit in our underwear and watch sportsball but now that im an adult man everyone wants to be like woah waoh whats with the vintage wool abercrombie 6 inch miniskirt (with pockets) and its like.. guys i thought we agreed jeans were the devil. i dont want my pussyballs sticking together

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how is he not dead yet

terradni

boccher

there are 18 year olds today who were 5 in 2014 which means you can now get dick from an adult woman with a favourite elsagate channel

boccher

3 mins no likes this is the best floppost i've created in a long while

depsidase

i always call bullshit when these rich fucks talk like this.

where's this piece of shit going to go? wyoming? iowa? are we supposed to believe he's going to leave one of the biggest real estate markets in the world because he's going to be taxed a lil bit more?

what a baby. a lying baby. this is the type of obvious bluff that scares centrist liberal boomers into rolling out the carpet for fascism.

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It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

renthony

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

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