Unholy and a Sinner

*person who does coffee enemas* I like my women like I like my coffee

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

no the lab coat stays on during sex. there might be a chemical spill

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

can we please get a yuri blowjob soulslike

finally an answer to "would estrogen save Patches"

patches has b-cups and a fat ass but still kicks you into pits full of skeleton towers and hollows

Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.

Why did we fuck up so bad.