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All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

Working with brain tissue cultures at the Omelas Research Institute For Applied Ethics, looking into creating the theoretical "minimum viable child".

computah, remove ai from everything

computah, destroy all ai data centers

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

biblically accurate barista

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!