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All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry

Clearly the engineering prowess of a scientist used to working with a USAmerican public school budget

miami vice is about putting tubbs and crockett into various outfits, but it's also about sending them to a variety of places such as "the swamp" and "new york city"

more importantly it's about shooting down a helicopter with your stupid gucci 10mm and then just standing there as it falls daring it to crash into you.

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

(two beers in) mmmm (slaps my belly) i could use another beer right now

(five beers in) (attacking strangers) (frightened animal backed into a corner) (blood stains the cracks in the pavement) (mothers wait for sons who will never come home) (flags rest still at the bottom of their poles) (the birds are silent and the wind does not blow) (there are no clouds in the sky) (there is no more water in the well)

most radio country music is a tangle of floating signifiers, basically unmoored from any actual human culture, but Corb Lund takes it a little too far in the other direction and writes verses that are incomprehensible unless you remember the names of some famous 1970s Canadian rodeo horses

id: photo of a very wide, flat crocodile. end id.

miami vice is about putting tubbs and crockett into various outfits, but it's also about sending them to a variety of places such as "the swamp" and "new york city"