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All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

i need to imagine some scenarios

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

I love the way card games exist. Here is a set of rules for manipulating a set of objects. With practice, it will be fun. You can find the rules in a book, but the only way to truly understand them is to engage with another person who also knows the rules. There is something so secret about it.

Sitting here watching the delivery tracker app as the little icon of the car very slowly increases in width while remaining in the same spot knowing it's just a glitch of some kind, but, like, imagine.

Peering sourly at my phone like "ah shit, they sent the Wide Car again".

I love when it decides to correct a desync between the app and the location, so it just shows the car doing a blues brothers through several culdesacs and a lake.

grey alien lands in front of me and projects a series of glyphs obviously intended to represent the prime numbers, i jam my snub nose revolver into its neck and pull the trigger

Why is this tagged solar punk?

i know a lot of solarpunk traditionalists are uncomfortable with my inclusion of firearms in my grey alien posts. i understand that instinct. but enforcing boundaries sustainably sometimes calls for the proliferation and distribution of small arms, and i find it very unfair that you dont think my posts should be tagged solarpunk

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”