I moved here for me

class traitors use tumblr premium

the fuck is a tumblr premium

thats the attitude i love to see

this post is 2 years old. (:

jumping on the trend- choose some men but it gets progressively worse & i’ll tell you what i think about you

ULTIMATE MEGA TWOSDAY is only three years away. Are you ready? Do you have a date? Have you booked a hotel room?

I’m thinking the big party locations will be Tuvalu, Tulane University, and Timbuktu.

ULTIMATE MEGA TWOSDAY is now TWO years away. Get started on those decorations and party favors!

One month away, and *sigh* COVID is still here. Sorry, the big parties are all cancelled. Please celebrate ULTIMATE MEGA TWOSDAY at home in your own way.

Here we go again, happy Hannukah / Channukah / Chanuka / Hanoucca peeps

please unmute this

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

ah yes the last three months of the year: halloween, nanowrimo and christmas

‘do you think before you post’ clearly no girlies. my followers are here to see my deranged spiral and to study me like an insect not for well thought out commentary.

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation 

I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.

….yeah me too.

Me three.

Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”

I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.