the frogs are here

Northern cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis)

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

hello reddit i [2M] am crippling lonely so i asked my father/creator to make me a sister/wife equally ugly and monstrous to me so that i would have someone who loves me. but apparentlyyy he cant bear to bring another monster such as me into the world for fear that she'll (a) "reject me" and go on a murder spree (like i did lol) or (b) really love me and have children with me, thus spreading our combined wretchedness. but like, come on, that's so stupid! just take away her ability to reject me and then take away her reproductive system🙄🙄 i'll literally leave him alone and go to the vast wilds of south america where no-one is at all. anyway he's so mean. i think im gonna go kill his best friend henry who's done me no harm then his own sister/wife. AITA?

my apologies mr mama

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.