Overjoyed

the two genders are yes or no

and im STILL nonbinary!

so call me maybe

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

back from the void (dissociating in the shower)

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

to whom am I squeaking

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

dating to marry? i’m dating to bind our souls together eternally so we'll find each other lifetime after lifetime without an end.