Probably The Least Eldritch Of The Horrors

a girl bit me so hard new pronouns appeared in bio

this is how it spreads. girls rise up and take over the world! everyone will lesbians!!!

you don't get it: this is their month. the gay maids are at their most powerful. it's their turn to abuse you.

i want to bite her and sip her blood lovingly

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

this is literally true. i am scampering around in the air ducts, hoping for astronauts to finally visit so i can parasitize one of them to use as a meat puppet for my earth invasion.

just scanned your blog! oh No….

Then you have seen my corruption.

stay away from my posts, I don’t want the disease that turns your text purple. FUCK

My blight spreads...

just scanned your blog! oh No….

Then you have seen my corruption.

do i have any haters does anyone want to be my hater

oh, sure! as a creature of darkness, i've been looking for a royal to curse with eternal slumber. nighty nighty, hime-tan!!

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

Listen. Big Freaking Spike Trap. If that doesn't work, add a second Bigger Freaking Spike Trap. Keep adding Bigger and Bigger Freaking Spike Traps until the hero gets Spiked.

ladies love to click on me and select my special abilities menu.

we do!!! your special abilities are just so useful! especially gobble grass