Creature of Corruption

how about one☝️ nasty☠️ rusty🕸️ copper coin?

pitch for my new tarot card “Me And The Bestieee”

Let’s role play, you be the enfeebled gnome and I’ll be the gunslinger

but i wanna be the gunslinger :(

Silence, Gnome

i think this is a really good metaphor for something but im not sure what

(Comes back from the evil sorceress’s tower covered in suspiciously placed bruises and poorly hidden hickeys) Uh Yeah Uhm she was torturing me Haha don’t worry abt it. By the way have you guys ever considered joining Her Dark Army

That's rich coming from you!!

hey welcome to my evil lair, good job beating my minions. yeah hold on before i fight you let me just stand directly underneath this massive iron chandelier held up by four ropes connected to big stakes at each corner of the room. like an idiot

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

finally someone said it

this lair sucks. your hoard is only like 4 feet tall. you should really work on your image too, i only let you kidnap me because i thought it was cute how you got all flustered trying to be scary. you don’t even have a giant birdcage to put me in..? i’ll have the servants send one over. i’ll have them bring some more threatening outfits for your human form too. i can’t be seen with you wearing those rags. let’s do your makeup before they get here

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

this is how every corruption/transformation smut reads i think