immaturewitch

the german word for villain, Bösewicht, is so great. like not only are you evil, you're also some sort of gnome about it

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Make fascists scared to leave the house.

@i-make-images-moldy

@thisdastampdoesnotexist

fuck yeah we ball

Someone will always be praying for my downfall but unfortunately I live in a directionless space, and without up or down there is no such thing as going down. I'm just always zooping fast as fuck feet first to an unknown direction.

2026, time for everyone to stop being an FRA

Ironic for someone that spends their time harassing disabled people. Get a life

loek who is bro talking about? themselves?

ppl who need meds but can't access them/meds for their thing don't exist yet: holy fuck I wish I had tiny magic rocks or injectable substance or cream or gel or potion or implant to take at whatever rate necessary to fix my problem. I'd kill to take that every day/week/etc forever if it would fix my thing

Should I have the leftover tamale that made me furiously sick yesterday or should I have something else?

have the tamale

Could you guys give your reasoning for choosing the Tamale that gets me sick?

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

Improve your life quality by doing the little things - make your work lunches at home and mix your estrogen in them in order to forcefem your dickhead coworker who keeps stealing your lunches.

kind of a milf. reblog