Captain Marco. 11.09.2021.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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cherry valley forever

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Captain Marco. 11.09.2021.

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Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says āHey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isnāt following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I donāt even care.ā
Deep voice clip: āCOME.ā
Dude: *starts laughing* āThanks-ā
DVC: āCOME.ā
Dude: *laughs harder*
DVC: āCOME. COME.ā
Dude: *laughs even harder* āOnly one of you had to do it for it, for it-!ā
DVC: āCOME.ā
Dude: *squeak-laughs* āThanks, āpreciate it.ā *chuckles a bit more*
A soundbyte of Kirbyās victory dance plays in response to the superchat.
Dude: āHoo, fuck.ā
The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: āCome.ā
Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*
I am in the 1% of the population with this, but I really do not enjoy summer. I love winter, like⦠if you are cold, you can put on a hoodie, you can grab a blanket and snuggleā¦. Like⦠when youāre hot, what do you do? Rip your skin off?
Jürgen Norbert Klopp | 16/6/1967
Happy 52nd Birthday to our dear, sweet (European Cup winning) Prince.

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Thereās something very nice about remembering fics you read years ago. Maybe you remember the plot perfectly, maybe the rest of the fic is only a blur aside from a handful of vivid scenes, but you remember the way it made you feel. And sometimes you dredge up the memory - the premise or a favourite scene or a few lines that stayed with you -Ā and your heart aches a little bit, the way it does when you think about books you enjoyed as a child.
To all the fanfiction writers out there: your work is beautiful and meaningful and it leaves an impact. I promise.
We are the champions! The champions of Europe!
Hugs FC are the Champions of Europe!

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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a ābin chickenā.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK
if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at irelandās seal rehab centre:
honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.
haggis, lord farquad, andā¦
marty the blob
TIL⦠that in the middle ages there was a popular belief in a demon of language, one who collected the words of peopleĀ women gossiping in church, and the mumbled syllables of priests who werenāt saying mass properly. He was also held responsible for scribal errors.Ā āLater he haunted printing presses, causing typesetters to make mistakes.ā
TIL⦠there is a typo demon, it has a name, and it is Tutivillus (Titivillus).
Can he leave me alone please
I asked and he said ni.Ā
Hey Tedbaldus, you missed a letter.
Now he has taken residence in Autocorrect, which is why it always turns your thoughts into word salad when you try to text.
Yes! I learned about this demon when I started doing scribal work!
I saw a scroll (illuminated award document) by a SCAdian with an illustration of him. The calligrapher realized there was a glaring error after having nearly completed the document. They added in this little guy farting out the mistaken letter. A very period solution to a common problem.

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Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Bƶx?
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hmm ok so in the two towers the narration strictly changes from frodoās pov to samās pov, and we continue to see things from samās eyes from there almost to the very end of the return of the king, and i have 2 theories of why that might be:
Theory 1, plausible but not very funny: during the two towers frodo begins to get corrupted by the ring and would therefore be unfit as a narrator. through samās pov we can see from an outside perspective how frodo gradually changes, which is a very important part in his character development, and from frodoās pov that wouldnāt work. perhaps frodo also loses himself to the ring more and more and sees himself more from an outside perspective than from an inside, bc of the ringās corruption. this theory is further supported by the fact that we go back to frodoās pov after the ring has been destroyed
Theory 2, funny but not very plausible: frodo was the one that wrote the fellowship of the ring and sam wrote the two towers and the return of the king. when frodo gave sam the red book at the gray havens and said that the last pages were for him, he actually meant like, 800 pages,
@quendians this is the same dude who procrastinated leaving his house for weeks after learning that satanās servants were out to kill him and he had to flee the country