Wanderer

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

@robanilla

"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

REPTILES ARE BACK

*REPLIES

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

are you sure

i simply like m/f romances where the woman is completely feral and the guy is just little too into it

she stops trying to kill him and he’s honestly a little disappointed

that’s a lot of dicks.

Fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzimmar!

God Bless America

steel mill boys make do

me: *sees anything* me: me