Chocolate Quill

Fashion devil

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access to that stuff all the time

it WHAT

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

@holyfucker

have I introduced you guys to the phrase Male Cinephile Moment yet

you know how dudebro movie fans think screaming and violence = good acting? every time I see a man a screaming on TV I’m like “god the most annoying cinephiles in the world are going to be like ‘best performance of the year’” because they can only appreciate acting when it’s about men being violent

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters