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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company