lil angel

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full offense but if you don’t have intentions of loving someone back who loves you then don’t fuck around with them on a mental or physical or emotional level

the original idea for snapchat was to send nudes but now it’s just watching my friends having fun without me so thanks for that

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’“

Booty shorts that say VALID on the ass instead of JUICY

It’s like I overthink my overthinking

good morning im obsessed with being loved