Call Me The KGBITCH

You miss one day in the Deltarune fandom and suddenly Gaster's a pirate

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

God please take my period cramps and give them to Sha-Ming….

reverse shuake AU but Ren is mute, and much less popular as detective as he’s known to be Sae’s assistant more than anything else, rather than an ace detective. His tv interventions are limited, and his following is niche, there’s less of a personality cult surrounding him because he’s just a wet cat in a trench coat. He still meets Akechi after a tv intervention however,  he’s one of the only few in the crowd who knows sign language so that makes their conversations fluid and as fruitful as in canon.