I-may-be-an-artist

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

I have exactly one white cis guy friend and he’s generally the coolest, nicest dude on the planet, but he keeps trying to convince us (my friend group’s gc) that milk with barbecue sauce mixed in isn’t disgusting. He calls it “barbecue milk” and insists that it’s delicious

that is hte best fucking stick ever

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday