her ride or die.

THE BEST OF DAYS

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

Beautiful finish

Why are people even debating what's the "post of the decade"? It's obviously John Green's Great Essay on Loving Dick & Balls

the only post that had literal actual consequences for the entire website.....what an icon

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

this is still so fucking funny i’m sorry

the widnows scene was an unrehearsed improv done at 3 am, apparently all the script said was ‘they recognize each other’, (via aphony-cree)