Imaginary Cereal

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

happy Pride Eve!

with all due respect (none),

The time will pass anyway

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

So since the fandom has come the the (correct) conclusion that Samwise Gamgee is the absolute height of hobbit attractiveness standards, it only follows logically that hobbits see Sam working for Frodo as the middle earth equivalent of your weird eccentric rich neighbor having a hot pool boy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

i put the :// in http://

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

what’s wrong with “xD”?

not now quirkybrittany

It's called "plus size" because it's a plus when a girl is that size :3