ihopemymomneverseesthis (a NSFW sideblog)

Fuck I need this so bad how her hands are pinned 🥺🥺

Fuck machines are an amazing invention. Literally a toy that uses you, and does so relentlessly. Even when your legs give out and you whine that you can't take any more it'll keep pounding. Never slowing, never giving you a break. Just drilling your poor hole insatiably. It's perfect for needy little human fleshlights like me

Rough anal fingering just feels so overwhelmingly harsh and raw and intimate. Pushing my fingers in just a little too deep, going just a little too fast, leaving rough, intense kisses across your neck while I cruelly stretch your beautiful hole. Forcing my fingers inside you until you're a squirming, whining mess, your hole pulsing in discomfort as I finger you for my own pleasure.

I "slept" with my 8" dildo in my ass all night. Not exactly easy to sleep when your asshole keeps trying to close and just clenches around a thick cock instead. God, I'm soaked and hard. Kinda want to put a clothespin on my pathetic little dick and hump my mattress til I cum...

dog top x toy bottom is a fascinating topic because that really is just a dumb fucking dog humping an inanimate object and trying to get it pregnant. That's just what dogs do.

give you full access so you can take all your work stress on my pussy

boyfriend who arranges a gangbang without bothering to ask me first

That's spouse material right there

i want a dom who will blindfold me and invite over someone i don’t know and offer my mouth to him. for free, bareback, to completion, and i will swallow. i have no clue whose dick is in my mouth. i have no idea whose cum i just swallowed. who knows what he could have, or the last time he showered, but that’s why i trust my dom. he knows the anonymous man whose cock i’m pleasuring. and if we ever do meet, he and my dom will know ive had his cum in my mouth while i’m none the wiser.

not to sound completely insane but i would love to get in a fistfight with someone in the dark alleyway behind a bar that ends with my nose bleeding and knuckles acheing while they hatefuck me against the side of the dumpster. my fault for being such an insolent faggot <3

Hold her head down on your cock and grind into her throat until her eyes turn into hearts and she tastes nothing but you for the rest of the day.