The funniest possible scenario for a crossover between all the riordanverse first person perspective protagonists would be a meeting where everyone just assumes they’re the sole main character for this newest installation to the series.
Everyone is making fourth wall breaking narration thinking that they’re the only one with this ability, and halfway through a monologue someone catches on and is like “wait.. you can see the audience too?”
And this is after forty minutes of genre flipping between Percy staring at the camera sarcastically like he’s in The Office, Carter and Sadie spectating scenes like sports commentators off screen somewhere, an omniscient Magnus popping into the right hand corner like a twitch streamer every five minutes with an active Valhalla chat taking up the other half of the screen, and hard cuts to Lester in a reality tv confessional booth straight up gossiping entirely unfiltered.
It would be completely unwatchable and I need it to happen so very badly.

















